To be wondering what I'm going to spend ALL this money on?

[MyIronLung]

I received a call from the CSA today to inform me that they've managed to locate ds (3.6) father. I haven't had a maintenence payment for quite a while (about 2 1/2 years).
Payments of £10 fortnightly are going to start in 4-6 weeks with the added bonus of...wait for it... An extra 50p a week for his arrears!

I feel rich!!

Right, it's ds gets the creme egg, and dont you forget it! (Though taking credit yourself and not mentioning sperm donor is just fine!)

I reckon you should spend it on fake tan and eyelashes so your ex can moan about you spending his money on yourself, like a lot of them do

Awwww! mom that's so not fair!

lurking I plan on going a nice shade of dayglo Orange just in case I ever see him again

Or you could spend it on a naice thank you card for said sperm donor and offer to refund him at his convenience as obviously you couldn't accept such a princely sum.

It's good you have a sense of humour about it Myiron bloody twat!

Thanks lurking it's just so ridiculous that I have to laugh.