To feel utterly disappointed?

[ScathingContempt]

DP went to the shop and I requested chocolate. Came back with Maltesers.

Maltesers.

Maltesers ffs.

I like Maltesers sometimes but they don't have enough chocolate on to be classed as 'chocolate' for a chocolate run. I expected Twirl, Dairy Milk, Galaxy, you know, chocolate.

YANBU. They are borderline sweets, ffs.

you have only one course of action open to you...LTB!!!

galaxy/dairy milk/lindt /green and blacks are all acceptable but malteasers are not chocolate

YABU I'd swap my first born for a bag of malteasers right now.

This is disgraceful. LTB! Maltesers are in the same category as Bounty or Turkish Delight. Definitely not proper chocolate.

Maltesers are great...if you fancy maltesers. But not if you fancy chocolate. Has he no sense?

LTB.

Maktesers are buscuit.i second ltb. This is clearly passive aggression.

Ooh, I love maltesers- send them over here.

Op....he's not suggesting something is he??

They are almost the 'fruit salad' option of chocolate

YABVVVU. I am eating blueberries and 0% Greek yogurt at the moment and would kill for Malteesers. It it a small bag, a family sized one or a box.

I would be happy with Maltesers, BUT I always specify a few options for my DH.

Hmmm. No, not chocolate. But that sticky, malty sweetness? I'd give them mouth room. Could have been worse. He might have bought AndWhoknowsWhatTheFuckIsInThisOne Revels.

Give him another chance.

Are you near me?

Leaving him would be too good for him. He must be destroyed.

YABU - you are clearly an amateur You need to be specific about these things.

Don't moan, the poor chap will never do another chocolate run for you again.

I would not be happy with that substitute. Malteasers are dry with only minimal chocolate.
Not good!

God I love malteasers.

YABU mainly because now I want some. Can I have yours ?

I like Malteasers, I'm partial to a bunny at this time of year )or anytime from Jan-Dec tbh)

Just be thankful he didn't get you Turkish Delight, no amount of chocolate disguise could make that ok!

I'd be pleased with malteasers. I really want some now. Much more fun to eat then bar shaped chocolate.

I was out with DH today and he asked me if I wanted a large bag of Maltesers. I said no becuse chocolate gives me migraines.

He went "what even Maltesers?"

The chocolate to air ratio in maltesers is all off!

I'd kill him. This is a fatal mistake!

Oh my god I LOVE malteasers but I'd eat an entire family sized bag (family of 5 to share that bag? Not in this house or any other I bet!) and am meant to be losing weight so none for me :(
What size has he bought you?

Crush (put unopened bag in a freezer bag them smash fist on unopened bag) and sprinkle them over some vanilla ice-cream, fantastic!

I would rank maltesers far above any other chocolate!

YY to LTB. Mental cruelty, textbook case.