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AIBU to tell Facebook friend that his planned tattoo has a dirty double meaning?

41 replies

Topaz25 · 09/02/2015 18:21

A facebook friend posted a picture of a tattoo he's planning to get. It's the words self love across his knuckles. I'm sure he means it as an affirmation but it reminds me of masturbation, especially with that placement. I just coyly commented asking him if he'd considered the double meaning. Everyone else has left positive comments so I wondered if I was being weird or negative but if I was going to put a permanent mark on my body that had an iffy double meaning I would want to know. AIBU?

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Alisvolatpropiis · 09/02/2015 18:23

He's joking surely?! Shock

MrsTawdry · 09/02/2015 18:23

YANBU! You must tell him. Not everyone may know it's a term for wanking. He might just as well have "Frigger" on his hand!

Topaz25 · 09/02/2015 18:23

Nope it's drawn up and everything.

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Floggingmolly · 09/02/2015 18:23

Self love on his knuckles! Grin What a gobshite.

KitKat1985 · 09/02/2015 18:25

Wow. Just wow.

ginmakesitallok · 09/02/2015 18:26

Your right, he sounds like a wanker

TastelesslyDone · 09/02/2015 18:26

Maybe he likes the comedian Will Self...

Tyzer85 · 09/02/2015 18:26

It sounds as though he has not thought it0 through, will his employers be okay with him getting his knuckles done? I have several tattoos but I'd never get anything done on my knuckles.

Topaz25 · 09/02/2015 18:28

He is self employed so at least he doesn't have to worry about his employer, just everybody else's reactions...

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penniechews · 09/02/2015 18:29

Let him do what he wants. Anyone who tattoos their knuckles is a wanker anyway.

Tyzer85 · 09/02/2015 18:31

In that case he can do what he wants, as long as you try to point out the masturbation meaning there's nothing else you can do.

CurlsLDN · 09/02/2015 18:35

Sounds like an awful tattoo. I would send him this link www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=self-love

OnceUponATimeAgain · 09/02/2015 18:35

i would definitely tell him

Topaz25 · 09/02/2015 18:36

I agree it's his body. I wouldn't try to stop him getting it I would just feel awful if he got it without being aware of the meaning. I've never been able to take the phrase self love seriously, I would never say "I practice self love" for example, I couldn't keep a straight face so, particularly with the placement on the knuckles, it's the first place my mind went.

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Henbur1702 · 09/02/2015 18:39

Dear lord please tell me that Knuckle tattoos are not the latest fashion statement! Hideous!

PurpleSwift · 09/02/2015 18:39

??
Yes, I'd tell him! If he already knows then your comment won't be a surprise and if he doesn't know then he'd be a nob not to change his mad

mommy2ash · 09/02/2015 18:39

anyone who tattoos their knuckles look ridiculous anyway so it may as well mean wanker

pluCaChange · 09/02/2015 18:40

Is it his right hand?

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 09/02/2015 18:41

Pamela Stephenson calls it 'lovemaking FOR ONE'

Suggest he uses that and incorporates his toes as well

steff13 · 09/02/2015 18:42

It's hard to imagine a grown man doesn't get the double meaning.

Nomama · 09/02/2015 18:42

Ask him to listen to this, especially the chorus

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

BuzzardBird · 09/02/2015 18:43

Presumably it is 'self' on the left hand and 'love' on the right?

It's a two handed job obv! Grin

Tyzer85 · 09/02/2015 18:43

pluCaChange it'll be both hands...

Not that your comment makes sense, he might be left handed.

ihave2naughtydogs · 09/02/2015 18:44

haha hope he is not in the catering business.Grin

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway · 09/02/2015 18:44

Maybe he already knows and intends it to have that double meaning because he thinks it's funny.

I really doubt he doesn't know what self love means. I bet you anything that he knows.