To go out tomorrow and buy a slanket?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean, what are the criteria for slanket buying?

Do you have to be over 50? - check

Prone to feeling chilly? - check

Not too proud about what you look like? - check (in the privacy of my own home obviously. I wouldn't go out in it...

Would you buy a slanket?

What about one of those head-torchy-magnifying things for reading when your sight gets a bit crap?

dunelms 'teddy bear' onesie, never thought i would succumb to the onesie trend but this was the best thing ever. i get home, shower, pop this on and have to switch heating off as its just soooo warm and cosy. only downsides are a) I look a right numpty b) have to drop the whole thing off to have have a wee which is cooold

I have what I now know is an Ultimate Slanket. It's bright pink on one side & leopard print on the other classy it has a foot pocket and I absolutely love it.
I think i need a big slipper as well though, for days when I can't be bothered to wrap up in the Slanket.
Can you get heated big slippers?

I have scrolled through the Slanket website link provided above.

It's bloody amazing.

I want to be a member of The Slanket Family.

And I want a slanket in a Majestic Colour.