I have just punched my Jam Roly Poly

[MsRyanGosling]

Just tried to make Jam Roly Poly and couldn't transfer it onto the paper so I punched it in its big suety face and slammed it in bin.

AIBU?

I am so annoyed and everyone was looking forward to it.

I want to know if, in the dark of night, when least expecting it, the op is attacked in bed by an enraged pud that has crawled out of bin muttering "fuck off is it?" whilst oozing up the stairs towards its victim!

Wow titsalina you snapped a key board over your knee? Now that is style

It was raw so I couldn't have eaten the fucker.

It was almost perfectly rolled it was just too wet and stuck to lift onto the paper to go in the oven.

Trust me, it is satisfying punching a bit suety mess. Thwack! Fuck off! Thwack! Fuck off!

No kids we are not having the jam roly poly

Big suety mess even

MsRyan I feel your pain.

I swore at, and hurled homemade gnocchi into the bin the other day.

Made it, ate it, froze what we couldn't eat. turns out, when you defrost and cook again, and try to mix with sauce it turns into a globby floury mashed potato-y fuck-mess.

Dh was at the gym, came home to find me crying over fucked up gnocchi. then went to get a pizza to cheer me up.

This puts my fit of temper to shame - cake punching must be so much more satisfying than my attempt!

(Dh's cousin rang a week before wedding to say she couldn't make it after all, I was all 'oh that's fine, no thanks for letting us know, byeeee' then hung up the phone pulled it out the wall and threw it across the room smashing the plaster to pieces. I completed it by crumpling to the floor and texting dh to say 'weddings off nobody gives a shit so probably won't notice especially not your family')