I have just punched my Jam Roly Poly

[MsRyanGosling]

Just tried to make Jam Roly Poly and couldn't transfer it onto the paper so I punched it in its big suety face and slammed it in bin.

AIBU?

I am so annoyed and everyone was looking forward to it.

You could have just put it in a well buttered bowl, it would still have tasted fine.
Better luck next time

I am sorry to laugh, but the picture of someone punching a cake is so funny. I want to be your friend in RL!

Cake punching rears its head again on MN. sorry your roly poly upset you op. I hope the replacement dessert was nice too.

I woulda had it

big suety face

Priceless

I hope your cake doesn't ring 101

Cake punching is always ok.

Your thread title reads like a really bizarre (and vaguely dirty) euphemism.

Not enough cake-punching goes on in modern life, if you ask me ...

I screamed fuck off fuck off fuck off at it. Gave it two good punches for good measure

Very reasonable. Clearly, the pud started it!

I absoultely love this.

That'll learn that cocky Roly Poly to mess with you

I hope the cute little Jam Roly Poly is not crying in the bin. All he wanted was to be eaten... he didn't care if he was perfect or not....

YABU - you should only punch a cooked cake. (Preferably lemon drizzle.)

I punched a banana the other day.

Hahahaha! Was it's big suety face weeping as you shoved it in the bin? Yanbu op!

i am screaming with laughter

The big fat bloated bastard is at the bottom of the bin. It's ds3 who is weeping for the lost Roly Poly.

Ha ha Personally I would've eaten it as punishment! I always get stressed when cooking so totally understand! If masterchef had contestants like you I'd probably watch it!!!!

Are you the bloke from Great British Bake Off that threw a wobbly and chucked his Baked Alaska in the bin ?

I would love to see a dramatic reconstruction of this event.

This never would have happened to Aunt Bessie

pmsl

I feel for you, Mrs Gosling, but what would Mr Kipling say?

That'll teach me for thinking I could go one better than Aunt Bitch Bessie.

Won't someone think of my poor children

DP has gone away folding washing knows better than to ask. I may have form for this.

I greviously harmed Danish pastry once. I say Danish pastry, I mean a congealed mass of butter on the worktop.

Does no one care about the little Jam Roly Poly struggling to survive in the bin? Heartless!