To ask the couple behind me in the pub to stop sucking face so loudly?!

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Dear god they are loud! I have my back to them it my DP says that she is sucking on his ear and his face looks like this .

They are kissing now louder than my 2 year old dd eats!

I would say something. Why should you have to listen to that.

I am a grumpy old bugger.

I may have been known to mutter "he sounds like he tastes nice"

One day I will probably get thumped.

I just hate those public displays. They're so unnecessary.

Ahhhhh young love!

YANBU; it's obnoxious when people do this. I don't know if I'd have the courage though, although I came very close once when the couple in front of me were fondling one another's arses.

Start doing the organism scene from when Harry met Sally-that will stop their gallop

Or

Say very loudly "I'll have what she's having "

Can't stand this....time and a place people!

Ask them 'do you have to do that here'?.

HowCanIMissYouIfYouWontGoAway - a) I love your name.
b) 'One day I will get thumped' - hilarious.

According to DP that are now holding each other's faces and sucking the life out of each other! Glad I chose the seat facing away now!

ask if they are so noisy with their real spouses.

And nowhe has his hand up her shirt!

This is the first time dp and I have been out in 2 yrs, who knew this was acceptable now?

Move seats, thee's no way I'd continue to sit there.

Young love and all that but I'd be pissed off.

All this at 6pm

Are they young though?

Just turn around and stare at them as if they are a movie (whilst eating crisps). Guarenteed that will make them stop.

go. It's a genuine fear

OP, start talking loudly about sucking the snot from babies noses and slurping and how great it is that you get those pipettes because they used to do it manually...

If they can keep going with that image in their minds then frankly you should dim the lights and leave because they've earned it.

Well I didn't want to bring age into it but it's definitely not young love, old enough to know better shall we say

We're going home to have takeaway and watch film, our dd is at her grandmas so going to make the most of it.

Awwwww leave them alone

Admit it, your jealous

I bet they are having an affair. There's no need to behave like that if they have a room to go to

Aw. I think that sort of thing is really sweet :)

There was a very demonstrative couple behind us in a booth recently, everyone started bitching about them, I found it very funny. I don't understand why it's annoying? But can accept I'm probably the one missing something!

How is it 'sweet'??