To ask the couple behind me in the pub to stop sucking face so loudly?!

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Dear god they are loud! I have my back to them it my DP says that she is sucking on his ear and his face looks like this .

They are kissing now louder than my 2 year old dd eats!

Oh God! Can you lean over and tell Ds1 and his girlfriend to come home now cos they both have a physics exam in the morning -there is some left over lasagne in the fridge and if he brings gf back to tell her to ring her mum? And tell them off cos they are only 17 and shouldn't be in the bloody pub -they said they were doing physics homework round at her house and his phone seems to be out of charge...

You're lucky OP. In a pub you can simply move. We had that in seats right in front of us at the Royal Festival Hall, so of course we couldn't move. It was unfuckingbelievable. Towards the end they whipped out mobiles, turned them on & we're setting or something & I leaned over & hissed: turn.that.off. They did. Ruined the night for us & it was a special treat for my son who loves classical music.

I use to think, arh people getting some love - now I roll my eyes and think will you just get a room! Think I am getting old and bitter, just looked in the mirror and yep wrinkles are getting deeper!

I had this once from a couple sitting in the seats in front of me on a flight.

They were leaning towards each other between their seats so I had them i full view through the gap.

Mind you,there was a poor chap sitting next to them in the aisle seat.

Bet his flight was even more nauseating...

The worst incidence I experienced of this was in a swimming pool. I used to use the gym of a local hotel so I would be swimming lengths and the hotel guests would be enjoying the hot tubs and sauna and stuff. There was once this couple, prob late 20s or early 30s who were clearly either having an affair and sneaked a night away together or on their honeymoon and proving a point about how in luuurrrvvvve they were, as no one who actually had their own bedroom would behave like this in public, they were pretty much shagging in the middle of the pool.
Now I, whilst swimming my lengths, start thinking about what they're doing. And what happens to men and ladies when they are having a nice time together. And the fluids produced by men and ladies when they are having a nice time together. And these two are having a very nice time all over the sodding pool. So I am basically swimming in pre-cum and lady moistness. Disinfected by chlorine, but still...

I didn't swim for as long as usual that day.