To ask you all this (hairy-hand related!)

[FarFromAnyRoad]

So just suppose you were a troll for a day. You've got no friends, you don't smell all that good, daylight brings you out in suppurating boils and your toes are webbed. You've got free reign to concoct a bullshit story for an adoring MN audience. What would your subject be? Would you stay and reappear throughout to build your tale or would you dump a doozy and run?
I ask because I'm fairly sure mine wouldn't be about bloody curtains or parking or any other such everyday thing . I'd have blood, shrieks, locked rooms, hidden cameras........oh, wait........... That's been done right? What's the way forward for the modern thinking troll of today?

I like that uterus (almost as much as I like your NN!) - illicit sex AND in laws - what's not to love!

farfrom I was referring to the fact 2 posters had linked a thread (one I reported and was told was ok), I worry about of being told this nice imagination based thread is a hairy handed one hunt, but then I'm a fusspot.

Anyhoo. I've had cheese and wine so off to bed to dream lots of cack I can post tomorrow.

Unfortunately, yes. I have weird dreams and the best of times. This one was just 'ewwwww'.