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AIBU?

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To not care that my cat craps in neighbours gardens

452 replies

Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 21:08

I have cats.

They go outside (as they should).

They probably shit I the neighbours garden but mostly they seem to shit in our garden.

I suspect they kill small furry animals too and I know they do as well as birds

As do lions, tigers, lynxes, snow leopards, blah blah.

I don't approve of "indoor" cats.

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Tinks42 · 17/01/2015 22:28

Me thinks that a person who's AIBU start of thread says they dont care where their cat shits is either drinking their cat urine or thinking they are funny and arent, therefore I think you are pretentious.

RumbelowSale · 17/01/2015 22:29

Well, I've read all this and now I could kill for a curry...

OttiliaVonBCup · 17/01/2015 22:29

Nigel's a good name for a bastarding cat.

ghostyslovesheep · 17/01/2015 22:29

is it a full moon?

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usualsuspect333 · 17/01/2015 22:30

'methinks' is a very pretentious thing to say.

Are you a hipster type, Tinks?

BathshebaDarkstone · 17/01/2015 22:31

You can't tell a cat to only crap in his own garden. They're cats. They do what the fuck they want. Grin

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:32

Aww bless Tinks

ghostylovessheep -that's my cats I a nutshell Grin

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Janethegirl · 17/01/2015 22:32

Sorry Hmm

NewYearsHangoversHurtAlot · 17/01/2015 22:32

And that's why god made water pistols and hoses bathsheba

motleymop · 17/01/2015 22:33

What a pointless, boring thread. For once I really want to kill it. Die, thread, die.

Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2015 22:33

The problem is that a lot of people want cats to be more dog. I really don't like dogs. Sad

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/01/2015 22:34

Cats would be right in demanding a name reflecting their innate nobility and aloofness - Cato, perhaps, or Catullus. (Catigernus, at a pinch.)

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:34

in a nutshell Hmm

Yes, on a scale of "pretentiousness" I would guess methinks rates quite highly...

But hey ho! Let's put it behind us and move on.

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:36

motleymop - well you know what to do then don't you?

Hmm
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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:38

Aristophanes is a good cat name.

Or Status Quo.

Or Fanny.

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ghostyslovesheep · 17/01/2015 22:38

I have a cat called Spock @ #hatedbymypussy

motleymop · 17/01/2015 22:38

Will do. Next time think of something a bit more original. This one's been done to death.

Janethegirl · 17/01/2015 22:38

No, it's die cats die surely Grin

usualsuspect333 · 17/01/2015 22:39

It's the most active thread atm. Says a lot about MN when the most active thread is about cat shit.

beautyfades · 17/01/2015 22:39

My cats on high rate DLA got a blue badge too!Smile

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:40

motley - so why are you on here then?

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Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2015 22:43

Has it got a motability car too beauty?

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Tyzer85 · 17/01/2015 22:43

The cat that came into our garden whilst our rabbit was out won't be coming back.

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 22:43

usual - that's bloody funny.

Now tell me I don't know a thing or two about how these things work...

Wink
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olgaga · 17/01/2015 22:44

"Mosty they seem to shit in my garden"

No, that's your neighbours slinging your cat's shit over the fence back where it belongs.