To not care that my cat craps in neighbours gardens

[Salmotrutta]

I have cats.

They go outside (as they should).

They probably shit I the neighbours garden but mostly they seem to shit in our garden.

I suspect they kill small furry animals too and I know they do as well as birds

As do lions, tigers, lynxes, snow leopards, blah blah.

I don't approve of "indoor" cats.

I don't get it.

Cats shouldn't be kept indoors.

Cats shit in my kids play area and my veg patch. Annoying but...

I grew up with cats. You can't tell them what to do. They don't listen. Sometimes they barely acknowledge your presence...

behaving in a strange manner recently - how dare you!

This is not recent!!

Usual and I always behave strangely.

How about a cats off leads saving tables in cafes used exclusively by breastfeeding dogs and their insistence on privately educating their ducks

Thread

And a thread for cats bemoaning their owners choice of name for them

If I put my cat out the door she come straight back in through the window. She used to go out for hours...

Do cats have mother in laws?

Life around here is too predictable. We need to combine the threads to create interest.

'Should I put some celery and cat poo in my son's lunchbox?'

'Should I let my cat reserve a table in the cafe for me?'

'My goat claims benefits AND shits in the neighbours gardens'.

I wonder if my work here is done now...?

My cats are called Daisy and Mrs Bates, they don't shit in the neighbours gardens as they have dogs.

CaptainAnkles

Cats are the biggest cunts in the known universe anyway, and that's coming from the biggest cunt I know.

A cats AIBU would be brilliant.

Sparklingcat would be all over that. She thinks we are very unreasonable in this house.

Now, that's just complicating things unnecessarily, NewYear! We had a good enough catfight going on as it was.

Oooh Cat names is inspired.

I vote for Jehovah.

Or Dave.

are you both drinking their urine..?

Cat "threads" now dont always win huh...

Cats deserve crap names like Kevin or Keith or Trevor

What?

Oh miss big pussin boots ...

I cannot abide cats nor pretentious people.

Noooo NewYear! - the names must be funky.

Or mystic.

That's what cats are all abaaaaaht, innit?

Suggest air rifles, water pistols, garden hoses or antifreeze for these bastard shitting cats .

Im with you there Jane....

You can't abide pretentious people Tinks?

Really?

How sad.

And that's what cats would discuss

Their hatred for cat owners and their insistence for giving them stupid names.

You can bet there will be the cat equivalent to Claire, Caroline, Laura and Sophie whinging their owners insist on calling them Mrs Fluffikins the third or some.such bollocks

Jane you're late to the party on that one... Already done it

My cats have rather odd names.

They were named by DS who thought it was funny. DS is grown up by the way.