To not care that my cat craps in neighbours gardens

[Salmotrutta]

I have cats.

They go outside (as they should).

They probably shit I the neighbours garden but mostly they seem to shit in our garden.

I suspect they kill small furry animals too and I know they do as well as birds

As do lions, tigers, lynxes, snow leopards, blah blah.

I don't approve of "indoor" cats.

Or even guinea pigs.

Or ending up.

Ah well Amantes - hopefully you aren't my neighbour within their barking yapping dogs.

I often see my neighbour picking up her bastardly happy barky dogs' shit from around her garden.

At least my cats bury their shit. Even if it is i the neighbours garden.

Don't worry about typos peeps.

I've made several.

It's the dreary types who care about that sort of thing.

Im sorry Salmontrutta. I wasnt thinking

My phones pedictive text for your user name is doughnut

I love cats and I love dogs. I,m so fucking conflicted.

Have a guinea pig instead, Rolling.

yes guinea pigs are the answer to everything

do NOT get a fucking rabbit though

Why do rabbits want to fuck so much anyway ?

Yes, but how long do they last? I,m fed up of things leaving me. overshares and needy

We had a dwarf gangster once. It was a vicious little bastard, I hated it and the DDs were scared of it.

When it died I wrapped it in tinfoil, put it in a tupperware and buried it in the garden.
If a cat managed to dig it up it would look like it was carrying its packed lunch.

Hamster, not gangster

- I was confused as to why you were surprised a gangster was vicious

I suppose hamster would make an interesting change from hamwidge for a packed lunch.

I fucking hate cats. I love the summer when I can aim the hose at the little fuckers sitting on the fence eying where to shit next.

Maybe these dwarf animals have a Napoleon complex.

'methinks' is a very pretentious thing to say

It makes me think the person saying is a UKIP supporter.

All my cats are outdoor cats. Including the female who came to us at a year old and had never been outdoors. Vet told us to keep her in for at least 3 weeks. She mastered the cat flap in less than a week due to a forgetting to lock the door incident. She was amazed by wind on her fur , clouds, rain, everyone really. Unless cat is HIV postive or there's another good health reason it is cruel keeping them indoors.

House is a terrace with high garden walls backing on to another terrace, no access to street.

Secretly I don't trust people who don't like cats.

I don't think dogs would naturally eat cats.You don't get cat flavoured pedigree chum do you?

No they don't; unless encouraged by irresponsible owners.

I don't mind dogs, just prefer cats.

Sorry for the triple posts but I do admire people who have pet rats. Rats get a bad press, not all deserved.

There was a very sweet Goth couple at my vets once with their 3 pet rats in for their check -up.

we have a trowel

it is used to fling cat shit of the irresponsible owners back at their patio doors/gardens

i hate that our veg patch is ruined as is my sons play space

dont have a pet if you cant train it

Ah well Amantes - hopefully you aren't my neighbour within their barking yapping dogs.

One minute you say dogs should be allowed to behave naturally, the next you whine about barking.

I don't encourage mine to bark, nor do I encourage them to eat cats. They would, however quite happily do both. Fortunately, they are equally happy not to.... But the neighbouring cats don't know that

Keep your cats indoors. You want a pet, fine, take responsibility for it. Anything else is selfish and lazy.

at training cats.