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To not care that my cat craps in neighbours gardens

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 21:08

I have cats.

They go outside (as they should).

They probably shit I the neighbours garden but mostly they seem to shit in our garden.

I suspect they kill small furry animals too and I know they do as well as birds

As do lions, tigers, lynxes, snow leopards, blah blah.

I don't approve of "indoor" cats.

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Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 23:45

"Triple bag" Sparkling you wuss Shock

Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2015 23:46

I had to Cocole I was afraid of the warmness. I am getting these for next time.

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plinkyplonks · 17/01/2015 23:46

Nice attempt at trolling, but no banana :)

Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 23:47

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Notso · 17/01/2015 23:47

I don't understand pet people. Maybe if you live alone and get a pet for company, but otherwise. It's really odd to me.

ghostyslovesheep · 17/01/2015 23:48

coco you dog is lovely x

I'm not a dog person but I don't mind them - they are just a bit needy for my liking

My cats couldn't give a shit and will probably eat my face if I die in my sleep - they wont sit at my grave and pine. They are unsentimental like me so I relate!

Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2015 23:48

Give it a try Notso.

Bettercallsaul1 · 17/01/2015 23:48

Wowser - That is Anne Boleyn to the life! (Yellow was one of her favourite colours!) Was she auditioning for Wolf Hall?

AmantesSuntAmentes · 17/01/2015 23:49

Mine eat raw animal anyway. I'm pretty sure they'd happily eat cats. Of course, I don't let them but if op thinks I should, maybe I should!

Unless I had a football nearby. Everyone on mn knows footballs are the best cat ammo.

Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 23:51

Thank you ghosty Smile
Haha Sparkling. I worked with a woman who put her poddle in a babygrow with a pantliner when the dog was in heat.
She was vey miffed when I fell about laughing.

Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 23:51

Tinks - you do know that labelling an animal as "selfish" is anthropomorphic?

Ridiculous.

How can anyone describe an animal as "selfish"?

Oh, and Amantes? - Knock yourself out. My cats go outside and take their chances. That's what cats do. Did you think you had scored a clever point or something? Because I can assure you that most cats can outmanoeuvre a dog and escape injury quite effectively.

Foxes are a different matter - they are quite intelligent and able so cats are at risk from them.

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Notso · 17/01/2015 23:55

No thanks Sparkling I've got enough human shit to clean up with without adding the shit of another species.

usualsuspect333 · 17/01/2015 23:55

I want a guinea pig now after seeing all the pictures.

I might swap my cat for a guinea pig.

Sparklingbrook · 17/01/2015 23:56

Sad Notso.

ghostyslovesheep · 17/01/2015 23:57

have one of mine - these two are Elsa and Linda!

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Cocolepew · 17/01/2015 23:58

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Salmotrutta · 17/01/2015 23:59

I'll bet a guinea pig is a better cat than your cat usual

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usualsuspect333 · 18/01/2015 00:00

They are so cute. I've got pig envy.

ghostyslovesheep · 18/01/2015 00:00

this is one of my shitting fur babies - he is lovely

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AmantesSuntAmentes · 18/01/2015 00:01

3 dogs? Not so, op. Which is why I gladly don't have to put up with the shit of cats, such as yours or indeed, yours Smile

Salmotrutta · 18/01/2015 00:01

Shock Cocolepew - do you not realise that there are professionally offended people on this thread who will actually combust at that photo??

What were you thinking?

Grin
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ghostyslovesheep · 18/01/2015 00:02

it's Olaf - he's actually asleep on his brother Spock

usualsuspect333 · 18/01/2015 00:04

My cat needs cat lessons. Not from your wayward cats though,Salmo.

I don't want him sending up in cat jail.

Bettercallsaul1 · 18/01/2015 00:04

I am definitely being converted to guineau pigs.

MoreThanAWoman · 18/01/2015 00:05
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