to think it would be great if people who put big glittery BATH letters...

[emptycoffers]

over the bath and COOK letters over the cooker and BAKE over the oven went the whole hog and had PISS in large decorative letters over the toilet, FUCK or SHAG over the bed, ARGUE over the kitchen sink and so on?

Obviously I've been watching too many HOUSE programmes on tv and seeing all the lovely sparkly letters in other peoples houses.

What helpful words would you like to see.

BYEEEEE over the inside of the front door?

I'm thinking of BITTER and CYNICAL over the outside of my own house

I only have 'tea' in the kitchen and 'wash' in the kids bathroom not else. The second one used to be a reminder for them but there less smelly now, ;)

I'd love the PISS and SHAG ones actually. it would make me laugh every time I saw them.

LID DOWN over the loo

I'd have BOLLOCKS over the oven. I bloody hate having to think of interesting dinners every evening.

Can i put an order in on bitter and cynical please?

I hate them and think they are corny!

Could do with DOUCHEBAG to go over my cats bed

Reminds me of all those plates and things with "plate" and "saucer" and "cup" printed repeatedly around the rim.

I know what a chuffing plate is, thanks.

I had a HOME sign that my mum bought me. Dd (3) said 'what does that say?' So I replied and she answered 'is that in case you forget where you are mummy?'. I threw it out

I need BITCH over my front door!

I have a glittery SOAK on my bathroom door, all joined up, not separate letters (yeah, like that makes it any better!). This is only because the previous tenants put a hole in the bathroom door and this covers it up.

Please can I order CAN'T BE ARSED over my cooker, and FUCK IT for the cupboard where the cleaning stuff lives?

I need "IN the laundry basket/shoe bin, not NEXT to it!" That's a lot of letters though isn't it?

Could do with DOUCHEBAG to go over my cats bed

Can I get one of those too? My cat is currently grooming on the freshly hoovered rug, I swear it saves it for 5 minutes after I've hoovered for maximum re furring of the rug within the shortest time.

Far far worse are those motto type things; Live, Love, Laugh. All You Need is Love...

Well this cat scooched his itchy bum all over my naice new carpet to let us know he had worms, also managed to get poo matted into his tail (he's long haired) cats are great.

I absolutely fucking hate these things, for some reason they really get to me!

I think I'll put an order in for PISS though.

I could do with PISS OFF to go on the window ledge by the front door so people don't bother knocking!

NOT TONIGHT, or I'VE GOT A HEADACHE to put over the bed!

Yeah those mottos make me cringe. So tacky.

I hate them, too, Ifyourawizard!

Save yourself some cash and simply use post-its to label your life/remember what stuff is :)

Easily changed to suit your mood/change in lifestyle.

HTH

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I'm going to get PISS for the bathroom and WINDOW for the windowsill.

Any more good ideas?

Oh, and I'm also going to glitter the shit out of them!

I have a home wooden block.

I've actually seen one of those twee little hanging signs that says Piss Off I'm Busy.

Makes me laugh every time I see it! It's in the window of a really quaint gorgeous little cottage in our village (this will out my village) so completely out of place, which makes it even more fab!

They are frequently being replaced with wall stickers/murals now. They are the new-old wooden shit.

My lovely mate who has no taste in decorating has that fucking awful Marilyn Monroe quote which i'm sure she never actually said in HUGE stickers above her bed.

My exMIL gave me HOME as a present. Ironic really after her darling son had an affair and er broke up our home.

I chucked the M and just had HOE