to think it would be great if people who put big glittery BATH letters...

[emptycoffers]

over the bath and COOK letters over the cooker and BAKE over the oven went the whole hog and had PISS in large decorative letters over the toilet, FUCK or SHAG over the bed, ARGUE over the kitchen sink and so on?

Obviously I've been watching too many HOUSE programmes on tv and seeing all the lovely sparkly letters in other peoples houses.

What helpful words would you like to see.

BYEEEEE over the inside of the front door?

I'm thinking of BITTER and CYNICAL over the outside of my own house

SCREW THIS over the oven for whenever I get the urge to try and clean it.

I'm going for KEYS YOU IDIOT inside the front door and WATCH DRIVEL all over the TV screen.

Reminds me of the house on rightmove where somebody had rearranged the letters LOVE above the mantelpiece to spell out VOLE instead

Proper LOL at that plummy. No tea spitting though. Do you have a link?

LAY A LOG (above lav, obviously)

HOE

House Rules on the Stairs is the new glittery letters, and it must die.

My friend has SETTLE over the marital bed. Bet its her Dh's side

I had separate letters on a kitchen shelf that spelt EAT ( in caps) unfortunately at one of my dds birthday parties I took photos that had them in shot. The bottom half of the E was obscured making it look like there were silver capital letters spelling FAT over everyone's heads. I'd completely forgotten about it until I read this thread, the letters are long gone.

I have three cats, so therefore I need a hundred wooden letters that all say MINE to place on every surface of the house, as they seem to think anything flat is a bed and theirs.

Could do with massive ones for the garden that say CHICKEN SHIT too. It used to be naice pebbles but you wouldn't know. Sodding chickens.

Those stairs! Ha ha!

What's the Marilyn Montoe quote?

I will put in my order for NO over the bed.

Oh god, those stairs are so... very very... starey!

I mean, would you? Real-io Trul-io? In your own home?

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” Marilyn Monroe bullshit

I'm sure this quote has NOTHING to do with my friend still being single. Nothing at all.

This thread is brilliant.

"we are real"????? FFS!!!!

This is the actual wall sticker. But bigger in real life. OVER HER BED.

I'd be so tempted to peel those stickers off until they read

In this house

We are real

Mistakes

Sorry

I've got 'I love to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food' in my kitchen, but it's a wooden plaque, I like it.

ooh great one

SHIT SICK PISS in a nice curved shape printed on toilet seat

SWEATY on shoe rack

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP over kids' beds

Gaybyrne.... I have that sign on my quaint little thatched cottage. Hmmm...

Those stairs are giving me the rage.

HEAT - above radiators

REFLECTION - over mirrors

TIME - above clocks

also leading up to bedroom from front door there should be little landing spots for clothing items - for when the passion takes you
SHOE - STILETTO - TIE - SCARF- SOCK - TIGTHS - BELT - BLOUSE -SHIRT - TROUSERS - SKIRT - OTHER SOCK - BRAS - BOXERS - KNICKERS

• JUMP!

I think biohazard signs might work best in my house. Or letters saying SHIT TIP, MINGING, DAMP, MOULDY, STINKY etc.

In this house
We paint shite
On our stairs
Because we a scared
That we have no
Personalities