dh goes out running very early or late and has come back with suspect white stains on gear wwyd

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Dh is a running fanatic, goes out most days but every couple of months I do notice these white stains.

Never said anything to him, should I or just keep quiet? Great relationship and no issies

I think he runs along the beach and it's seagull poo.
LTB

Has been over the shoulders, the collar and down the back

Can you think of any reason he may have been lying down on his back on the chalked out bits on a football field? It's the only explanation...

Seriously, please tell us why you won't ask him. Do you genuinely suspect he's being unfaithful?

Surely you'd just ask him before posting on here?

Could be dried sweat with grit in it - when I cycle esp in summer for long rides I come back and my face has marks on it where really fine grit has dried on my sweaty face - grim I know but its hot and you sweat and it dries!

is someone seagulling him as he runs?

It's snot isn't it? He must do that horrid snorting thing that some men do. I'd LTB for that tbh.

I've not read the thread bit snot? My nose runs when i do

That's called Snot Rockets ATruth - and it's not just men in my experience

Could well be dried sweat. Also lots of anti perspeirants can leave white marks, especially if he's sweat excessively and it has all soaked into his running gear.

Seagulling? Is that a thing?

Oh yes, seagulling - very popular. Same as dogging, but they do it on the beach, with seabirds.

Honestly, if this is a genuine thread you really need to think about your relationship should continue.

It's sweat. Neck, shoulders and back are prime areas for sweating when you're training hard. Sweat dries to form whitish stains.