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dh goes out running very early or late and has come back with suspect white stains on gear wwyd

137 replies

haveatarday · 04/01/2015 16:05

Signed up for a new name, but very regular poster.

Dh is a running fanatic, goes out most days but every couple of months I do notice these white stains.

Never said anything to him, should I or just keep quiet? Great relationship and no issies

OP posts:
Mammanat222 · 04/01/2015 16:54

It's OK that you do his washing, what I wonder though is why the hell you inspect it !!!

Also where are these stains? Armpits? Crotch? Shock

Meechimoo · 04/01/2015 16:56

Op, are you worried that these are semen stains and he's fitting in an adulterous shag with his daily jog? Shock

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 04/01/2015 16:56

He's having a gentlemans handshake whilst going on his constitutional - didn't you know, it's the one thing men can multitask on

haveatarday · 04/01/2015 16:57

What is wrong with people? I never said I did or did not do his washing!

Anyway its not sweat / deoder as it is not in the right place. Has been over the shoulders, the collar and down the back. And no I have not licked it!

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everlong · 04/01/2015 16:58

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Thisvehicleisreversing · 04/01/2015 16:58

Bird shit?

Stormingateacup · 04/01/2015 16:59

Shoulders, collar and back sounds like the right place for sweat to me?

ViviPru · 04/01/2015 16:59

Why wouldn't you say something?? Doesn't have to be in an accusatory way, more curious question than anything....

magpieginglebells · 04/01/2015 16:59

But OP, you say the white stains are 'suspect', what do you suspect the stains are?

everlong · 04/01/2015 17:00

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NotYouNaanBread · 04/01/2015 17:00

Had to check if this was an old thread. This has definitely come up before.

And loving spilled "energy gel" being a poss. euphemism. Smile

sonjadog · 04/01/2015 17:00

Sounds exactly like sweat stains. Common down shoulders and back.

FayeFruitLoop · 04/01/2015 17:01

I can't think of a suspect reason for marks in those places. maybe I'm leading an incredibly sheltered life though

I just can't imagine how anything sordid would result in marks there... Please enlighten us with what you suspect OP?

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 04/01/2015 17:01

It's sweat. When dp runs, he sweats everywhere, especially down the back. This is a very, very odd thread.

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 04/01/2015 17:02

'Dh, what are these marks on your running gear, have you noticed them?'

How's that?

haveatarday · 04/01/2015 17:02

Well I'm not asking as at the moment I couldn't handle if the answer was bad. He is bisexual so I know that shouldn't matter, but its a niggle at the back of my mind

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iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 04/01/2015 17:02

Over the shoulders?

You need a hobby or a job maybe

Sallystyle · 04/01/2015 17:03

Well unless he he manages to shoot cum all over his shoulders or someone else is shooting cum all over his shoulders then I think it is safe to say it is sweat.

Because really, who comes over their shoulders and back?

Tyzer85 · 04/01/2015 17:03

OP I think you're being paranoid.

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 04/01/2015 17:04

I see, do he must be fogging, him being the receiver

Odd!

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 04/01/2015 17:04

For a regular poster you must realise you're going to get a lot of 'what the fuck' faces and posts.

nilbyname · 04/01/2015 17:04

notyournan thanks for gettingy rubbish joke! Grin

iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 04/01/2015 17:04

Fogging is
Dogging

Sallystyle · 04/01/2015 17:05

Is there any other reason you are worrying OP?

have you noticed anything else that is leading you to think he may be being unfaithful? Because going on this alone it sounds like you are being silly, but often it turns out there is much more to the story.

Jewels234 · 04/01/2015 17:05

I come back from running with all sorts of disgusting stuff on me...I doubt it would be anything to worry about.