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dh goes out running very early or late and has come back with suspect white stains on gear wwyd

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haveatarday · 04/01/2015 16:05

Signed up for a new name, but very regular poster.

Dh is a running fanatic, goes out most days but every couple of months I do notice these white stains.

Never said anything to him, should I or just keep quiet? Great relationship and no issies

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Sallystyle · 04/01/2015 17:05

fogging??

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Sallystyle · 04/01/2015 17:05

Dogging??

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Shodan · 04/01/2015 17:05

If it's any help, when I train, the collar, shoulders and back of my gear is the sweatiest bit as the sweat runs of my hair and drips down the back of those three places.

But... sorry- it sounds as if you might be thinking that it's semen stains? Really? Over the back of his neck and downwards? Erm...

No. Just, no.

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FayeFruitLoop · 04/01/2015 17:06

Ok starting to think this is a wind up thread.

But even if it wasn't...

OP I think your being far too generous to the ability of your DHs possible gay lover.

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iamusuallybeingunreasonable · 04/01/2015 17:06

Dogging in the fog, ie can't see so cum goesEVERYWHERE

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flipchart · 04/01/2015 17:07

?far too vague - plus why are you doing his washing*
What a fucking ridiculous post!!

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Tobyjugg · 04/01/2015 17:07

It's called "cake sweat" apparently as is fairly common with some runners - see this
www.runnersworld.com/nutrition-runners/are-you-salty-sweater

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hiddenhome · 04/01/2015 17:09

Definitely dogging.

Does he come back all hot and sweaty? Wink

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Yoskylar · 04/01/2015 17:11

If he's your dh then it should matter! Bisexual or not. This is obviously worrying you. You need to ask him straight out.

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Older · 04/01/2015 17:14

It's sweat. I am (was) a runner and a really hard run would leave tide salt marks in very odd places.

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FayeFruitLoop · 04/01/2015 17:18

If this isn't a wind up, OP your relationship has some problems you need to confront like it or not, and I agree with pp who said there has to be a back story to this that your not telling us.

You shouldn't feel afraid to ask about those marks, or feel suspicious of marks in those places

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BlackbirdOnTheWire · 04/01/2015 17:18

Sweat. My DH got the same marks in the same places when he ran. And I know he was out running because I ran with him (but I merely "gently glowed" Grin)

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everlong · 04/01/2015 17:30

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MyLeftElbow · 04/01/2015 17:33

Those Morrisons doughnuts are dusted with icing sugar... Is he sneaking out to ravage some doughnuts?

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ZingTheGreat · 04/01/2015 17:38

snow?

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RumbelowSale · 04/01/2015 17:43

This is all by the by, isn't it? Surely the question is london what sort of soup? Wanna share the recipe? Just the job, a warming soup after a bit of winter , errr, jogging Wink

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CatCushion · 04/01/2015 17:51

Could it be the shape of a running vest he wears underneath his top (one with a sporty/racer back)? If so then maybe these are getting washed in something (containing chlorine, for example) which messes with the material his outer top is made of. Or the vests are not getting washed and the sweat is leaving salt marks that are leaching through.

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rumbleinthrjungle · 04/01/2015 17:56

Arf at 'gently glowed' Grin

If he was dogging wildly enough to get cum all over his shoulders and neck he probably would have noticed it happening! And washed/hidden the shirt, not dumped it in the laundry and forgotten about it.

Another vote for sweat.

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simbacatlivesagain · 04/01/2015 17:56

You can get a semen testing kit via the internet. All very CSI

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usualsuspect333 · 04/01/2015 17:59

According to urban dictionary fogging means fast jogging. So I'd say it was caused by fogging.

Fogging also means something else, but you don't want to go there Hmm

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everlong · 04/01/2015 18:03

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StackladysMorphicResonator · 04/01/2015 18:04

It's definitely sweat - those are prime places for it to build up. Don't worry/obsess about it!

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BuzzardBirdRoast · 04/01/2015 18:07

It's been very foggy today.

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DarylDixonsDarlin · 04/01/2015 18:14

I reckon, he's taking his top off, then wiping his pits on it before he chucks it in the wash basket. Therefore antiperspirant under his arms could leave the white stains on his dirty running top.

Weird thread tho Confused

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Alisvolatpropiis · 04/01/2015 18:45

You need to get a grip.

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