asking if anyone else has a demanding cat?

[emms1981]

I have 2 cats, 1 pretty much lives on my sons bed comes down to eat and asks to go out sometimes and inbetween scratches my sofa.

The other one that I got from the cats protection May before last won't leave me alone,
From the moment I get up she crys for food, I feed her then she's under my feet meaowing, I've stood on her foot or tail more times than I can remember because she's always behind me, I trip over her coming down the stairs.
If I sit at the computer she's on my lap, that's fine I don't mind a cuddle but she keeps digging her claws in my legs, I chuck her off and she's up again. That will happen 3 or 4 times.
She sleeps on my bed every night I don't get much say in that but she takes up my space and I'm bent round her.
I love her to bits but grr.

We have one too.

We have an 18 month old tortoiseshell who is utterly obsessed by my eldest daughter.

The cat hates me, no idea what I've done to offend her (the cat, just breathing seems to offend DD ) as I'm the one who mainly feeds her, let's her out when she's studiously ignoring the cat flap and generally panders to whatever whim she's currently having.

We have to lock the cat in the house when DD leaves for school or she follows DD and sits in the school car park and meows loudly until DD comes home. Cat insists on sleeping wrapped round DD's neck at night, insists on getting in the shower while DD is in there, sits on her homework and generally glues herself to DD. If DD dares leave the house the cat paces up and down the street until she's home and will literally throw herself into DD's arms the minute she gets in. Cat is currently sitting on my car bonnet yowling as DD has dared to return to school today.