AIBU to be annoyed at dp for wanking in cotton wool pads and leaving them in the open top front room bin?

[ampersandand]

Just that really. He's not woke up yet but I'm not pleased, surely he should have got tissues rather than using 16 week old DSs cotton wool and put them somewhere a bit more discreet?

eat it?

Fluffy knobs make me lol.

Eating cum isn't that unusual in theory. Eating your own does seem strange though!

I'm not sent the problem. He possibly came over his tummy then used the cotton wool to clean up. And then put it in the bin which is the correct place for it.

He said it was the cleanest way to get rid of it!

He was pretty mad though.

Fair enough U2.

May I recommend this website to him? cookingwithcum.com

I'm sorry, I am dying with laughter now!

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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cookbook!

Dp used to mop it up with his boxers and leave them on the floor at his side of the bed. That stopped when our 18 month old put them on over her head.

Surely that paragraph should read cockbook instead of cookbook ?

God, some women really do accept a bar set very low. Always shocking to see it in black and white.

at a cookbook using this Er...delicious ingredient....in it's recipes.

pissy, that's funny, maybe not a family story you pass down to your dd though!

There's not much on this thread that I think is beyond the pale to be honest. Aforementioned confetti-cumming boyfriend is in the army, and some of the stories he's told me about some of the men he's shared quarters with....

• Having piss bottles because they can't be bothered going to the communal toilets down the hall.
• Doing press ups into a tub of Greek yogurt to treat thrush- basically fucked a yogurt in front of his room mates.
• Having to be careful when using the communal showers because some men would wank in them, allowing a layer of spunk to form a slippery hazard which could cause serious injury. This was particularly bad in Camp Bastion. The floating semen blobs are called "jellyfish".
• Someone did a big shit on a bench in a changing room. Some brave man had to go pick it up and flush it before bleaching the bench, but still no-one would go near that part of the shower room ever again.

Maybe four years of hearing stories like this makes me think, "oh well, I can live with a little bit of cum in a tissue".

Jesus. Threads like these really make me glad to me single.

At least he put them in the bin.

'little jizzy origami squares' I though origami was crocheting/knot-tying objects out of string. Surely that would not be much use as a wanky hanky?

DH cleans up with his pants/ tshirt which go in the washing eventually when there is a tidy up on his side of the bed and items are found

I'm not sure what I find weirder.... him using the cotton wool, the bin in the front room or using cotton wool at all... (I just used baby wipes for both my two dc from birth, no problems at all, unless someone had very sensitive skin I can't be bothered with the faff of cotton wool).

My mind is boggled.

I know wanking is not news. However my point was he should use toilet paper to wipe. Then flush. No problems.

I asked him to get rid of the cotton wool from the bin and he has disposed of everything in the bin.
I said thanks daddy cottontail, he replied what's that supposed to mean? I replied it's funny isn't it?
Normal day has resumed.
I doubt he will be doing that again in a hurry I think he's a bit embarassed.

For the second time, I'll add that cotton wool is for giving ds a quick top to toe wash in the mornings!
I'm not going to wash him with baby wipes, is that what you do Fairylea?

Anyone remember the poster who used the curtains? Think it wash led to penis beaker thread

Imagine the cotton wool is for the face?

lulu I think you are thinking of Macrame with the string origami is paper.

What's wrong with using a flannel? Why the fiddle of cotton wool?

(To wash baby, not for...ahem...gentlemanly pursuits.)

I just give my two a bath every evening and if their faces get dirty during the day I either use a baby wipe or a clean flannel with soap. Each to their own I guess!

My routine too fairylea . Although my nan used to wipe my face with the dish cloth :-(