AIBU to be annoyed at dp for wanking in cotton wool pads and leaving them in the open top front room bin?

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Just that really. He's not woke up yet but I'm not pleased, surely he should have got tissues rather than using 16 week old DSs cotton wool and put them somewhere a bit more discreet?

Thats very grim. Who wants stale cum stinking up the front room?

pmsl at fluffy knob. yes please call him cottontail from now on. I would seriously buy him a wanky hanky for Christmas tho

Fgs, how revolting. Some people are pigs
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Haha! Obviously mock him incessantly for this, then remind him that your now-sixteen week old will quickly turn into a roaming toddler who is into anything and everything, and that will include discarded jiz rags.

My boyfriend leaves wanky toilet roll around his computer; he folds it up so tightly in little squares it looks like crusty confetti.

Men really can be filthy at times can't they.....

Haha cotton wool is for a top to tail wash in the morning. They're in DSs bits box next to the sofa so I guess they were easily to hand. And its not hard to miss a load of cotton wool in a clear bin.
I may just ask if he has a fluffy knob, and be thankful it wasn't a crusty rag found down the side of the sofa.

Can you tell him the Internet wants to know if he has a fluffy knob ?

Tell him that you dispose of self loving properly... would he like it if you left your rampant rabbit out for him to see in the morning?

Southeast wanky hanky

He must have a good aim!

Cottontail haha. I will ask him about having a fluffy knob. Putting the cotton wool on his pillow sounds good also.

That is seriously gross.

A 'cum' rag and a husband who's still gross 10 years on.

Just what do people actually see in men who have gross personal habits?

It all sounds bloody revolting.

How are you so sure? Did you sniff them? Maybe he had a sudden urge to cleanse and tone.

Oh such fun!

Best thread ever! Men are grim!
I have no idea where DP does it, I've never found the evidence, but then I don't thoroughly check through my rubbish anyway

Why do some men have such disgusting masturbation habits?! Cum rags, little jizzy origami squares, spunky cotton pads in the open top bin????!!!! Honestly, when I'm done, I wash my hands and clean my vibrator...I don't leave it glistening on the side for the world to see!

Just what do people actually see in men who have gross personal habits?

Because he's my best friend, is wonderful, and I get him back by leaving pore strips around the bathroom sink. I don't know if I'm lax and equally disgusting, or you are quite uptight, but I'm not at all squeamish, and don't have the energy to get wound up by things like this.

I assumed he did it in the shower or was good at hiding the 'leftovers'. The bin is right next to the coffee table, you would have to be blind to miss the cotton wool parading on the top.
Or I may be wrong and as MajesticWhine said perhaps he wanted to have a late night cleanse and tone and delicately rub some lotion to his face...!

Men wank. End of. I just expect a bit of discretion. Ask him to use toilet paper to wipe and then flush it.

Men wank. End of.

Eh?

This is not news Lagoon. And women wank too. That's not news either.

However, we are not all minging.

Saints, no, Im not uptight - I just prefer people to have a good level of personal hygiene. Anything other than that would be a real turn off.

He did have good hygiene. He used cotton wool. And a bin.

At least he wiped it up and put it away.

I knew a man once who used to eat his.

Yak!