AIBU to be annoyed at dp for wanking in cotton wool pads and leaving them in the open top front room bin?

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Just that really. He's not woke up yet but I'm not pleased, surely he should have got tissues rather than using 16 week old DSs cotton wool and put them somewhere a bit more discreet?

YANBU.

Has he got a fluffy knob?

Hahaha I don't know if he has a fluffy knob. I don't think I want to.

Ask him to show you his search history so you can see what he was watching when he was doing it? YANBU - it's vile but he will be so embarrassed.

@ fluffy knob. Sounds a sort of pampering way to do it.

It depends on his intentions when he wakes up. If he remembers to deposit it all in a proper bin then I think it's fair enough. Unless you have your parents staying or something. It's not like your DS is mobile and can have a rummage through them.

YANBU. I'm also curious about knob fluff.

Some men are just grim!

Urgh. I would be really mad!

At least they found their way into a bin. Before we lived together, not-then-DH used to have something called his 'cum rag' on his bedroom floor at all times.

He's still gross 10 years on, though better at cleaning up after himself!

Cotton wool? Is this a thing?

How do you know that he has?

fluffy knob

It's a bit grim, but unless you have older children who may play with the rubbish I'd probably just mock him endlessly take the piss a little.

Cum rag? Dare I ask, was this washed after each use? I'm already heaving.

My friend's ex DP used to wank on the sofa, leave the tissues on the sofa AND the poppers he'd had too. Her kids were 2 and 4 so she always had to leg it downstairs first in the morning to clear his mess up. Not surprising he's an ex!

Was this washed after each use?

He was 20 and living with 'the boys', of course it wasn't! We moved in together at 23, cum rag bit the dust.

It was just a crusty towel.

How did you realise they'd been wanked on. Do you always check your rubbish so thoroughly?

YABU for still using cotton wool balls for a 16 week old baby. Maybe your DP is re-purposing them for this reason.

Does he have an incredibly small penis or does he sew a few together?

I think he should be known as 'cotton tail' henceforth

His knob will look like a candy floss.

Why the front room bin?

That's disgusting

I would be tempted to go pop them on the pillow beside him

Have been living with my dp for over a year now. No idea where he puts it. He won't tell me. Cotton wool pads seem very extravagant to me you would need a good handful of them.