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To admire Nigel Farage for speaking up?

201 replies

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 13:55

At last, someone who says the unsayable:

  1. We don't like immigrants, dusky hued or otherwise.
  1. Breastfeeding in public is showing off and offensive.
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Fiderer · 05/12/2014 17:14

Perhaps Herr Farage can ask Frau Farage to help me?

sunnyfrostyday · 05/12/2014 17:17

I was a bit Shock Hmm Shock when I opened this thread.

Then I saw the OP was Hully.Grin

magimedi · 05/12/2014 17:18

Freckles are beyond the pale, Fid.

TalkinPeace · 05/12/2014 17:20

I got 10/12 on this one : its fun

www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11275067/Who-said-it-Nigel-Farage-or-The-Pub-Landlord.html

EveDallasRetd · 05/12/2014 17:22

Ah but Fiderer, were YOU an immigrant IN Germany? That makes all the difference. I was. And DH was of the dusky skinned immigrant variety as well. Shocking.

I'm very unrepentant though, the Cafe und Kutchen was MADE for BFing immigrants I'm sure.

KinkyDoritoWithJingleBellsOn · 05/12/2014 17:32

Should women even be out in public, let alone breastfeeding? How very dare she.

PacificDogwood · 05/12/2014 17:33

Well done, DawnsSon, v well done Grin

If only all immigrants/emigrants went back to were they belong and stopped moving about and mixing with the natives… oh wait, Mr Farridge: descended from Hugenots? Is that not posh for French?? Shock

I bet some of his ancestors likely breastfed too, ostentatiously!

Fiderer · 05/12/2014 17:36

Eve Yes and Magi my children are freckled too

And I don't like Kaffee und Kuchen

PacificDogwood · 05/12/2014 17:38

So, as my skin colour is of the 'correct' hue and my DH is British (albeit Scottish Sad), what does that make my DCs?
Who were born here? But were in part BF and sometimes even in public?

I am so confused now.

Fiderer, you can not like Kaffeetrinken as long as you do it discretely. And in the corner.

magimedi · 05/12/2014 17:43

Pacific - Don't worry your pretty little head about all of this too much.

Leave politics to the men! They are so much cleverer than us.

Wannabestepfordwife · 05/12/2014 17:45

Yanbu breast feeding your own child is frightfully common and vulgar! A child should be given to a wet nurse of fair complexion and peasant stock at birth.

Whatever next showing an interest in your daughter before she's of a marriageable age?

PacificDogwood · 05/12/2014 17:46

Oh yes, good idea, I'll leave DH to it, but I've had this horrible right to vote thrust upon me. At least I know what to do with my vote now.
Thank you, Mr F! Grin

elephantspoo · 05/12/2014 17:48

YANBU to admire a man who can see a bandwagon coming and knows how to jump on it. Naive maybe in believing a politician in sincere.

TheOriginalWinkly · 05/12/2014 17:49

I need to know though, if I go out with breastfeeding friends, do we all need to find separate corners? Or can we sit round a corner table together? How does it work, given that some are dusky hued, but I am a fair hued semi immigrant?

Tis confusing. Best stay at home.

Alicebannedit · 05/12/2014 17:50

Isn't it lucky we can now buy genome testing kits to trace our ancestry? It would be interesting to have a peek at his and discover if he is worthy of this land Grin

Haven't read the whole thread so someone may have suggested the test kit already!

hackmum · 05/12/2014 17:50

Hully, where have you been? Haven't seen you for ages.

Good to see you reappear with an absolute corker.

magimedi · 05/12/2014 17:51

Sensible, Winky - home is a woman's place, you know.

Evergreenredandblue · 05/12/2014 17:54

Thank god you're bring sarcastic, op!

Nige is a dick. That is all.

lemisscared · 05/12/2014 17:57

Deport the lot of em. Forriners. Breast feeders. Feminists. Or just women in general - apart from a few to be kept for procreation (preferably blonde hair blue eyed with pert breasts). Gays, especially breastfeeding gays. Benefit claimants. Anyone who uses the nhs and those who expect the state to educate their children.

feckitall · 05/12/2014 17:57

I came on thinking 'Oh goody..bunfight time' Until I saw who the poster was..Grin

AdamLambsbreath · 05/12/2014 18:14

winkly, I sense a business opportunity - would you care to come in with me an a chain of octagonal cafes?

The centre would be for right-thinking people. The chairs would all face inwards towards a tasteful display of British cakes (Bath buns, Eccles cakes etc. NO BATTENBURG because it's forrin.)

Outside this decorous area would be eight Corners of Shame, in each of which a woman may breastfeed, if she absolutely must, covered in a massive blanket and with everyone's backs to her.

We could be onto a winner.

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 18:42

Hello hackmum, mostly I have been inhabiting a grey dispiriting netherworld of weary disbelief and fractious disappointment.

Some things tho, can pierce that veil and draw one briefly forth.

If you can have a pierceable veiled netherworld.

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TalkinPeace · 05/12/2014 19:24

My problem is that I'm a first generation immigrant
BUT
that is only because my family emigrated from the UK in the 1600's
so actually I'm not
probably

then again I'm blonde well grey so twonks like Farridge and Dickless do not realise I'm forrin

LineRunner · 05/12/2014 19:28

I am an immigrant.

There is a pile of fist-shaped rocks over there, so please form an orderly queue.

ninetynineonehundred · 05/12/2014 19:44

All you dusky single lesbians who don't clean behind your fridges while posing for page 3 need to get out of my beautiful country right now.
With your filthy show off breastfeeding.
at least when I breastfeed in public it's extremely discreet because my toddler is so bloody huge i could be naked and no one would see anything