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To admire Nigel Farage for speaking up?

201 replies

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 13:55

At last, someone who says the unsayable:

  1. We don't like immigrants, dusky hued or otherwise.
  1. Breastfeeding in public is showing off and offensive.
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TheSpottedZebra · 05/12/2014 14:28

I realise that I am missing the point of the thread entirely, but please stop saying cretin. It's outdated and offensive.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism

jay55 · 05/12/2014 14:29

No breast feeding, no maternity pay. I think he really hates reproduction.

Whatsthewhatsthebody · 05/12/2014 14:37

When I had my first baby in 1989 my dm whispered to me 'now you won't feed him in front of me and your dad will you as that's not nice'.

I BF longer to annoy them.

Unfortunately Farrage is talking to his supporters and s lot of those types will agree with this.

Nutty as squirrel poo.

PetiteRaleuse · 05/12/2014 14:39

jay55 he hates women, not reproduction.

BlueSpottedWindmill · 05/12/2014 14:40

Farage hates babies.

Fiderer · 05/12/2014 14:44

Pacific Isn't Farage's wife as fair of complexion as you? So he may allow you to stay as long as you don't get your 'gaps' out.

Icimoi · 05/12/2014 14:47

What are we all doing taxing our fluffy little feminine brains posting on here anyway? We should all be busy cleaning behind the fridge. Apart, of course, from those of us who dare to have dusky skins who should be packing up in order to leave the country.

Topseyt · 05/12/2014 14:52

Can't remember when I last cleaned behind the fridge. Grin

Ah yes, it was two years ago when I had to get a new one. GrinGrin

Mintyy · 05/12/2014 14:54

Can we remember to call him Farridge please?

Or Grade A twat. Whichever you prefer.

Gintonic · 05/12/2014 14:58

Would it be ok to breast feed in public under cover of a burkah?

ArthurShappey · 05/12/2014 15:01

I'm wondering how anyone breast feeds ostentatiously? I breastfed DS for 2.4 years and was never ostentatious, I'm regretting the subtlety with which I did it now. God damn it I want to be ostentatious!

PacificDogwood · 05/12/2014 15:01
Blush

Ok.
I am embarrassed.
I had absolutely no idea that the current Mrs Farridge is of the exact hue of skin as I am.

He is truly a Prince Amongst Men - I am off to have a thorough wash after having delved in to his private life for a bit.

Of course if the fact that my 'complexion' is the same as Mrs Farridge's allows me to stay in this blessed country, then all's well. Even if I cannot get my gaps out willy-nilly.

TaurielTest · 05/12/2014 15:02

Oh yes, Farridge. To rhyme with "same-sex marriage"...

Serendipity55 · 05/12/2014 15:02

Nigel is an attention seeking, halfwitted bigot - best ignored, and never voted for. Smile

ElphabaTheGreen · 05/12/2014 15:03

What if the brown milk bags are on an ostentatious lesbian? That would upset me Sad

ArthurShappey · 05/12/2014 15:03

Actually aren't there a load of pictures on the tinterweb of his mother with her breasts out calendar girls styley? I guess that's okay because he's not being breastfed by her at the time.

Castlemilk · 05/12/2014 15:03

Farridge, the Meerkat of Hate.

BreconBeBuggered · 05/12/2014 15:03

I was in a small vegetarian cafe at lunchtime yesterday, and a lone male was hogging one of only 3 large tables all to himself and his Daily Mail. I was so embarrassed and disgusted at this behaviour, I had to sit at a tiny table behind him and keep turning around to see if he was still ostentatiously engaging in this appallingly antisocial activity. I know some militant types will say I could just not have looked, but surely Nigel knows where I'm coming from on this one.

AdamLambsbreath · 05/12/2014 15:04

Thank God someone is talking sense at last.

I don't want to see women using their breasts to feed babies. It's disgusting. The only place bare breasts are acceptable is in seedy jazz mags inexplicably stashed in bushes in the park. Or at Spearmint Rhino.

SunshineBossaNova · 05/12/2014 15:05

People clean behind the fridge?

Every day's a school day. Grin

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/12/2014 15:06

Nige is right - that woman in Claridges should have been giving the baby a beer and a fag - tis the British way.

Castlemilk · 05/12/2014 15:07

Hmm, and what would happen if a blameless 'calendar girl' type was innocently standing there, baps oot for the ladz just as nature declares is right and good, and some (probably DUSKY) baby ZOOMS out of nowhere and LATCHES ON? Would the baps explode with the strain of going from sexy and approved to wrinkly, dug-like and wrong in literally 0.002 of a second?

WWND? (What Would Nigel Do?)

Bakeoffcakes · 05/12/2014 15:07

Exactly Adam!

It's perverted to breast feed a child with your breasts! DISCUSTING!!

tethersend · 05/12/2014 15:07

What if the breastfeeding mothers wear a burqa? Is that ok?

I think we should be told.

AdamLambsbreath · 05/12/2014 15:07

Arthur, it's perfectly OK for Mrs Farage to have got her waps out for a mild nuddy calendar, because that calendar shows boobs for men to look at whilst they have a pint and a fag.

God, you whingeing lefties and your double standards . . .