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To admire Nigel Farage for speaking up?

201 replies

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 13:55

At last, someone who says the unsayable:

  1. We don't like immigrants, dusky hued or otherwise.
  1. Breastfeeding in public is showing off and offensive.
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Want2bSupermum · 05/12/2014 15:09

I don't have any issues with a mother breastfeeding in public but do it with discretion! My sister had her boobs out in Starbucks and I made another couple swap seats with us so she wasn't exposing herself. She later admitted that it was a lot more comfortable for her to feed that way rather than be in the middle of the shop floor with everyone looking. There are ways to do anything quietly without others even noticing.

Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses · 05/12/2014 15:10

Those pesky immigrants, coming over here stealing our jobs and our wimmen.

Dawndonnaagain · 05/12/2014 15:11

Hully I've had a rotten day and I came steaming in to tell someone off and now I'm all deflated.
(Thank you, I needed a laugh)!

slug · 05/12/2014 15:12

I'm confidently expecting Mr "I get the vapours at the merest hint of an exposed breast" Farrage to publicly get behind the No More Page 3 campaign.

tethersend · 05/12/2014 15:13

"There are ways to do anything quietly without others even noticing."

Indeed. Anything. Even oppression.

AdamLambsbreath · 05/12/2014 15:16

"There are ways to do anything quietly without others even noticing."

The Gays should go back to doing this.

I mean, they can do whatever they like in the privacy of their own (suspect) homes, but why they have to shove it in everyone's face by having Gay 'Pride' parades and demanding to get married like normal people is absolutely beyond me.

Andrewofgg · 05/12/2014 15:16

If only the silent majority would STFU . . .

Fiderer · 05/12/2014 15:18

Pacific Grin

I might start on a banner for you anyway just in case your gaps aren't correctly hued. And let's not start on your willy-nilly.

Whatsthewhatsthebody · 05/12/2014 15:18

I clean behind my fridge in an ostentatious manner! With my boobs swinging free so there.

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/12/2014 15:19

Ifyourawizardwhydouwearglasses
Those pesky immigrants, coming over here stealing our jobs and our wimmen.

I couldn't agree more

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 15:21

Don't get me started on The Gays

What about dusky lesbian ostentatious bap barers?

Don't even go there

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Hullygully · 05/12/2014 15:22
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ExitPursuedByABear · 05/12/2014 15:23

There is a butty shop down the road from me called

Mi Julie's Baps

Makes me laugh every time I drive past.

ouryve · 05/12/2014 15:23

I agree with him - but only if he outlaws ostentatious beer drinking, too.

Mucky beer. Needs to be drunk in the corner.

furcoatbigknickers · 05/12/2014 15:23

What a twat

ExitPursuedByABear · 05/12/2014 15:24

I cleaned the inside of my fridge today.

I have never cleaned behind it.

I am a true slattern.

ginslinger · 05/12/2014 15:27

He's a little poppet isn't he?

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/12/2014 15:27

Is this an ostentatious bap?

To admire Nigel Farage for speaking up?
Fiderer · 05/12/2014 15:28

I've got Narnia behind my fridge. There be proper furry Forriners there as well as the Duskies.

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 15:29

How does anyone even know what's behind their fridge? How do you even move great heavy ol fridges to have a look-see?

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furcoatbigknickers · 05/12/2014 15:30

I think I shall report myself for getting my whole f cup boob out in public to shock not only feed a baby but a toddler. Perhaps I should be deported? im british I must learn to do do things discreetly. Oh and don't get me started on DH, I may have to report him, hes a Scot. I wish he'd do that discreetly too. Humph

AdamLambsbreath · 05/12/2014 15:32

The only worse thing than a proud dusky lesbian, hully, is a proud dusky lesbian who's been UNNATURALLY INSEMINATED and then had a child which she has chosen to feed using her man-inaccessible breast in the middle of a PUBLIC PLACE (not even the corner, in the semi-acceptable Pose of Shame).

ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 05/12/2014 15:32

Hully
Now now - everyone knows that moving fridges is a man's job. After his exertion he can sit down and smoke his pipe whilst the little lady does the cleaning behind the fridge business.

Please don't trouble your girlish mind about these technical operations any further it may cause your brain to overheat leading you to do something silly like get your baps out in public in an ostentatious manner.

Fiderer · 05/12/2014 15:32

Mine's on wheels which is handy for tracking my d's runaway escapist gerbil. There's another furry Forriner. Better catch her before Mr F finds her.

Hullygully · 05/12/2014 15:33

Oh of course Chaz, I forgot meself there for a mo

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