I love broccoli.
who the fuck in their right mind loves fucking broccoli?
Broccoli is tolerable as a vegetable full of iron and stuff. But in no way ever is it lovable.
Kittens are lovable. Red wine is lovable. Chocolate is an enjoyable food stuff.
Broccoli is not fucking lovable. Therefore 'I love broccoli' is a fucking stupid thing to say.
fin.