Am I being unreasonable

[thecatshed]

To expect to read messages that don't contain swear words? Today was the first time I've looked at Mumsnet and was very disappointed at the result, as I was expecting a sensible discussion on subjects relevant to parenting.

One of the first threads I opened when I ventured into mumsnet was by another newbie who was complaining about the dreadful language and telling us how shocked and appalled she was.

The second post said..."Off you fuck then, cunty chops".

I knew I had come home!

Excuse me for my dreadful manners, Faye, my game got fixed so I was off playing it and missed your kind offer. Now it's broken again (hopefully not for long) I shall just flit by and say thank you so much for the lovely bikkies.

Oh, and fuck.

rembrandtsrockchick

Wish I'd seen that glorious response. I've mentally filed it away as I feel that will come in handy in the future.

Will need a bigger mental filing system soon to hold all of the wonderful sweary responses and insults that I learn on Mumsnet.

Off you fuck then, cunty chops

Pure class!

Welcome to MN. Yes we swear here. Someone lots and lots. We say cunt as well as fuck and all the other swear words too.

And we talk about lots of other things than parenting.

You have lots of other online non-sweary options for parenting advice if you don't like it here.

There's fucking swearing allowed here? Pissing bunch of cunts. No fucker told me!!

Owl please accept our sincere apologies and accept this honorary Member of fucking MN - not for the faint of heart! badge - where cunt is a term of endearment, bitch is a badge of honour and you get kicked out if swearing offends you

Cunty chops

I can't wait to get the ole Christmas name out,
behold... YooHooCuntMerryKissyMyArse

I shall PM OP on Cuntmas morn

I can't get over the thought that someone might rim a lab.... Really? And it's so popular they have it a name?!!

Fuck me, I need to get out more

Do you know what's worse op? A lot of us here aren't even parents we have no fucking clue about subjects relevant to parenting

I can't get over the fact that Labrador rimming has a fucking name?! .....or that our illustrious, fragile flower of an op named herself after labrador rimming, but hey, it's mn, I've learnt to roll with the very fucking peculiar.

It doesn't! Tiggy was joking

two little bits of advice.

fuckery

I was not joking BastardGoDarkly. Which incidentally is the name given to the Bedfordshire pastime/religion of dressing donkeys up to resemble the Newsnight presenter Emily Maitlis.

Ha, knew the sweary cunts would be here. (More than I can say for op)

Nothing would surprise me about Bedford tbh.

My favourite swear word is probably cuntplugs. (For tampax). Or titwank.

Bottom.

A nervous looking Labrador.
With cat.

Oh fucking cockwombling knob jockeys

I'm just going to leave this here.

This isn't aimed at the OP, MNHQ. It's just a handy picture I'd like to share. Particularly handy for the festive season.