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To want to say this so you all can tear in to him?

43 replies

Ghostintheshell · 28/10/2014 20:50

My dh just called mumsnett bitchnet !! As I logged on
So please tear in to him X

OP posts:
raltheraffe · 28/10/2014 20:52

To be fair there are some bitchy types on here.

vrtra · 28/10/2014 20:53

why are you telling us about this

CaptainAnkles · 28/10/2014 20:54

My DH calls it Bloody Mumsnet. I'm not bothered tbh.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 28/10/2014 20:54

And? Like we give a shit.

NoMarymary · 28/10/2014 20:55

Only come on here to bitch so seems fair to me Smile

mynewpassion · 28/10/2014 20:56

Sometimes it is a bitchfest.

ghostyslovesheep · 28/10/2014 20:56

been called worse ...struggling to give a tiny rats wank - sorry Grin

mynewpassion · 28/10/2014 20:57

Use your own voice to tear him one.

Wolfiefan · 28/10/2014 21:00

Tell him we are mortally offended.
Should be Vipersnet you know!

Patrickstarisabadbellend · 28/10/2014 21:21

If me and dp have a row he tells me to go and tell mumsnet.

So I do Grin

TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh · 28/10/2014 21:24

You do it, I didn't marry him

lemisscared · 28/10/2014 21:27

Its only because he listens with interest when you regale him with tales of bitchiness that he does so isn't it?

Cundtbake · 28/10/2014 21:28

I am a bitch to be fair to him

ILovePud · 28/10/2014 21:29

Bloody men, ugghh they're all so rubbish with their football and their farting, what a cheek saying that about us, LTB and feed his balls into the food-processer! High five sister! Wink

DiaDuit · 28/10/2014 21:30

He's right Grin

maras2 · 28/10/2014 21:41

He called it bitchnet.How very dare he? Shock

rockpinkpumpkinpuke · 28/10/2014 21:42

Is this an LTB moment?

ElephantsNeverForgive · 28/10/2014 21:44

Seems fairly accurate given the ridiculous bunfights I seem to have caused asking what I thought was a reasonable question.

And I'm certainly likely to get bitchy if anyone else moans about fireworks!

LittleprincessinGOLDrocks · 28/10/2014 21:57

You go tear into your DH, I'm too busy being thankful for mine ( I'm stuck in hospital and he sorted my kindle and begged the ward sister for the WiFi password just so I could mumsnet - smug, yes I am, but let me off this once please I'm ill )

ElephantsNeverForgive · 28/10/2014 22:12

Hope you feel better soon LOGoldrocks

MrsTerrorPratchett · 28/10/2014 22:15

Poor DH wants me to bitch on here. Whenever he is remotely U, he asks, expectant little look on his face, "Did you tell Mumsnet? What are you talking about on Mumsnet?". When I say, "We're actually talking about Penii Beakers and Feminism" he looks Sad. Bless.

Bragadocia · 28/10/2014 22:17

A few years ago (around biscuit and the PM time) my mother said, "I had a look on Mumsnet. Tell me, are all women so bitchy these days?". Pot, kettle in her case.

elportodelgato · 28/10/2014 22:20

Wasn't there a mumsnetter whose DH called it 'Angry Birds'?
I quite liked that actually...

WellnowImFucked · 28/10/2014 22:24

I quite like Bitchnet. . .

But then I kind of remember a saying about men only call women that they can't control Bitches.

Therefore am happy to be a bitch. . .????????

WellnowImFucked · 28/10/2014 22:24

Sorry they're meant to be winks…

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