To have an irrational rage that makes me want to gag whoever says...

[AlbaGuBrath]

"Hell to the no"

"Totes"

"Amazeballs"

(the last two combined)

"Chillax"

"My bad"

"Cray cray"

Surely nobody over the age of 15 should use these words in a serious context (even in a joking context if I'm totally honest)

I have this week heard them all used at work by professional, otherwise intelligent people. Please don't tell me it's me that wants to stuff the nearest bit of junk mail into their pie hold every time they speak like this.

I had to Google it: Famalam means 'family, close friend' according to urban dictionary... as in "what's up wit cha famalams?".

The abbreviated 'Fam' is also acceptable I understand.....

Oooo, I know- bless. I do get a bit unnecessary when confronted with that usually aimed at small children, old people and people with disabilities who do something amazing, like walking and talking combined with head tilt and an aww.

Someone at my work says "the reprographic bods". Like they are a different species . So patronising.

I've not read the whole post, but has 'bestie' (for best friend) been mentioned?

Hate it.

No, Yanbu, I cant stand Bea ...... Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Jeezypeeps!! Or cheesy peeps.
Both make me want to stick 2 pencils up my nose and bang my head on the desk.

YANBU, not one little teensy bit.

I loathe them all. And many of the others on this largely unread for reasons of maintaining sanity thread.

But I will occasionally use innit tho'.

Yeah me, dolittle.
I would like to unreservedly apologise to everyone who knew me then for the use of 60s and 70s superlatives and slang. I was a child I was an annoying idiot

The whole pony thing is to make it sound "classy to the clients" if you add tail in it apparently conjures imagines of well... A pony or horses arse quite frankly. The word ponytail was banned in our salon. So... Naturally I tried and failed to get away with using it and soon joined the enemy in their world of ponys. The shame

My bad and Oh My DAYZ, were around when I was a yoof and that was 15 years ago.

I do love a totes amazeballs just to wind DH up as he uses Crimbo occasionally and I wish to kill him.

Bog I read that as "totes hairyballs" see what happens when words are shortened unnecessarily!

Colleague recently put an album on facebook called HOLIBOBS!!! Complete with multiple bikini selfies, as in the 'on a sunlounger taking a photo of your own body' type. I always knew she was a self absorbed twat but this just confirms it.

I've also seen apolibobs instead of apologies......

Also the 'feeling blessed' nonsense on facebook, I swear one of these days I'm going put 'just had massive shit, feeling blessed'

Apolibobs? I fear I would punch whoever said that to me in the face. Apology not accepted!

Almost snorted my coffee out of my nose over 'apolibobs'

YANBU
I particularly hate 'my bad'

#feelingblessed is even worse ovary

Anything with a hashtag in front of it #pissesmeoff!

I swear one of these days I'm going put 'just had massive shit, feeling blessed'

Oh PLEASE do!

There's a group on my facebook who call each other 'chick' all the time, except they all spell it 'chic'
It makes me want to put my phone on the ground and riverdance all over the screen ever time I see it!

I've done it! I swear to god that is now what my status says!!!

for ovaryhill