To have an irrational rage that makes me want to gag whoever says...

[AlbaGuBrath]

"Hell to the no"

"Totes"

"Amazeballs"

(the last two combined)

"Chillax"

"My bad"

"Cray cray"

Surely nobody over the age of 15 should use these words in a serious context (even in a joking context if I'm totally honest)

I have this week heard them all used at work by professional, otherwise intelligent people. Please don't tell me it's me that wants to stuff the nearest bit of junk mail into their pie hold every time they speak like this.

lil man - makes me want to pull my fingernails off
gawjus
oh my days
'da' instead of 'the'
movies rather than films

I think I occasionally say 'like' but not after every other word, or in a dodgy American accent and with the tone that implies a question rather than a statement - i'm obviously getting old

My knickers can definitely not be called "panties" sturdy functional bum coverers that they are.
Panties indeed.

Ugh! Panties is a vile word. What's wrong with just plain old pants? Or knickers?

On the subject of magazine lingo:
"Ring the changes" ugh!

"Panties" really is a vile word.

I'm subjected to "traino" fairly regularly.
I have come to refer to it simply by its name.

I want to ban the term "co-worker."

Lippy or sarnies are my toe curling words.

'Hubby'

'Lol'

I'm so intolerant....

Was at a wedding reception at the weekend and whilst talking to the bride she described the ceremony as "totes emosh".

To my face.

Oh yes hubby winds me up too. The word I mean, not DH he's lovely!

Wedding or no wedding, Goats, I hope you tore her off a strip. Goodness me.

'Apolibobs'? Good God.

Wow factor! I HATE the wow factor. It literally makes me totes cray cray and emosh

Statement necklace. Doesn't this just mean big?

Statement bag to go with statement necklace. Usually worn also with a smoky eye, red lip and statement tee.

Cray cray is that bad I might have to say it in front of teenage dc!

I use co worker all the time because I've always worked for a U.S. company and it's what they say. Also I can't spell colleague:) and get annoyed fiddling with spellcheckers.

Haven't been subjected to apolibobs, and certainly not in a work context. I can imagine myself going all frosty if so, and channeling lady Bracknell:)
Perhaps next time I fuck up, I'll send a merry " apolibobs" :)

I love all of these words. :D APOLIBOBS. I AM GETTING THAT AS A TATTOO.

I like coworkers because:
1 - it is like "comrade"
2 - I can pretend it is cow-worker

Or 'cowankers'

lol @ co-wankers!

yy to 'reaching out' - seems like a bizarre and weirdly over-emotional way of saying 'contact' or 'get in touch'

Makes me think of ET's trembly finger. Or Carrie.

'JK..mum...JK'...says DD1 JK = Joking she says this after saying something that will obviously wind me up

saying 'LOL' instead of actually laughing ..I mean WTH???

at work I hate the word 'Cascade' that sounds like a friggin waterfall not just letting other people know some information...

I like comrades:) I might use that in future:) not sure co wankers would fly:)