To have an irrational rage that makes me want to gag whoever says...

[AlbaGuBrath]

"Hell to the no"

"Totes"

"Amazeballs"

(the last two combined)

"Chillax"

"My bad"

"Cray cray"

Surely nobody over the age of 15 should use these words in a serious context (even in a joking context if I'm totally honest)

I have this week heard them all used at work by professional, otherwise intelligent people. Please don't tell me it's me that wants to stuff the nearest bit of junk mail into their pie hold every time they speak like this.

Fuck it ... fudge!

YANBU. Can I add "Oh my days" to that list - what does that even mean? Also people who say "yous" when they mean "you" as in "What are yous all doing?" Drives me mad!!

Someone please enlighten me as to what 'famalam' and 'FOMO' mean?? That would be totes amazeballs!

#clueless
#lol
#craycray,right?

Oh and if I read another fashion article with the words "oh so" in it I will explode eg "oh so soft", "oh so sexy" etc. Aaaarrgghh!

^obviously I need to know this so I can incorporate said phrases in my day-to-day communication!

It's oh so important to me!

Joan Leave, leave now!

Joan - arrrghhh!!!

Wot? Wot?

Um. I have another one.

'Me thinks'

Time to break out the champers, me thinks!

Someone please tell me what famalam is; I've got major #FOMO!

Joan, we will only tell you if you STOP TORTURING US.

Sorry, if I have to have it going round in my head now, so do you.

lolz evilly

Two doing the rounds at work right now - an import from the U.S. Division are we now "reach out" to people and "data point", the later simply referring to any type of information.

We don't phone or email anymore - sigh. So if you say "who has a copy of the xxx proposal" a typical response is "you should reach out to Daniel to get that data point"

Drives me nuts

I need to know what famalam means...

All of these are making my teeth itch, but have one more - can we please ban FTW (For The Win), irks me no end!

Damned fine argument for justifiable homicide in anyone over fifteen years of age. Just an opinion. Surely no jury would convict?

Sorry but 'teeth itch' is pretty dreadful too.

Famalam FTW!

(...and here I was thinking it stood for 'Fuck The World', no wonder it never seemed to make any sense)

Oh no, I thought 'teeth itch' was genuine MN approved language , only heard it on here. Fuck The World sounds far better, could tolerate FTW then!

Can you add FML to the list? I think I know what it stands for but not really what it means.

ROFLMFAO is another one that makes me murderous.

OK, Alba, I'll back down on "updo" if I must, but "pony" instead of "ponytail"? The only thing that should go "into a pony" is a nice crunchy piece of carrot.

Jingle will let you off - do like Fuck the World very much though !

Hella. As in,"I'm hella bored."
It seems to be everywhere. It's awful!!