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To ask if anyone here has experience of willy metal??

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 19:07

My new man has genital piercings. So far, he has taken them out when we've dtd. He's gone & bought himself some new terrifying looking jewellery - for me, apparently.
I'm scared! but excited
Any advice??

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BabyDubsEverywhere · 24/10/2014 22:36

My ex DH had a vibrating attachment for his tongue bar... I miss that sometimes Blush

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 24/10/2014 22:46

Babydubs - he's stretched the ampallang up a gauge (to 2.6, I think?) but it's the other one that's causing the trouble.
look away now, squeamish people!
He did have a barbell straight through, top to bottom - now he has two bcrs, each going in the piercing hole & out through the urethra. It doesn't look comfortable but I like it

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 24/10/2014 22:47

And I can see how a vibrating tongue stud could be fun...

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BabyDubsEverywhere · 24/10/2014 22:57

Ooo can see why that would be stinging a bit then, but so long as nothings tore I'd be expecting sex still :D Blush

NeedaDiscoNap · 24/10/2014 22:58

Just googled - thanks OP, can't unsee that! Grin

I love this from Wikipedia:

Sometimes the apadravya is referred to as happydravya because it is said that having sex with a person who has this piercing is highly pleasurable. Grin

I don't have experience myself but I used to be friends with a guy who did and he was partial to showing it off on a whim. One night my mum came to the pub we drank in (v unusual occurrence) and he showed her. Every so often she brings it up whilst staring wistfully off into the distance...

DixieNormas · 25/10/2014 00:22

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Chuckthefucklebrothers · 25/10/2014 07:08

Happydravya - liking the sound of that! Smile
Thanks to wiki, I have discovered that the new man's piercings are also called a Magic Cross. Every day's a school day...

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Fabulassie · 25/10/2014 09:18

I initially read the thread title and assumed the OP was referring to a daft new sub-genre of heavy metal music.

We got thrash metal, death metal, power metal, black metal, doom metal, viking metal, pirate metal, and now willy metal.

50ShadesofGreyMatter · 25/10/2014 10:06

OMG Mumsnet is sooooo educational! Shock Grin

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 28/10/2014 08:30

I know you're all desperate for an update...

Dear readers, we broke his wang.

Post coital cuddling was cut short in order to grapple with some pliers & fling the offending metal across the room. He now has the original jewellery back in. He was still walking carefully yesterday.

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LadyWithLapdog · 28/10/2014 16:59

Thanks for the update!?

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