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To ask if anyone here has experience of willy metal??

111 replies

Chuckthefucklebrothers · 22/10/2014 19:07

My new man has genital piercings. So far, he has taken them out when we've dtd. He's gone & bought himself some new terrifying looking jewellery - for me, apparently.
I'm scared! but excited
Any advice??

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MorelliOrRanger · 24/10/2014 10:15

Lol, nothing to add other than this is topic is hilarious. Grin

Thisghosttrainisreversing · 24/10/2014 10:17

Adam yeah the coil is in the womb but there are little strings which hang down for removal.
I can well imagine them getting caught up in a willy piercing Shock

EdithWeston · 24/10/2014 10:20

There's a serious point about new partners and condoms, though. Unless you know he's STI free, best get him to take them out and not risk the barrier.

AdamLambsbreath coils have strings which hang through the cervix and you can feel (to reassure yourself it's still there). Catching on one of those probably wouldn't be Much Fun.

Bunbaker · 24/10/2014 10:23

I must lead a sheltered life. I have learnt a lot from this thread.

Bearbehind · 24/10/2014 10:31

OMFG- I really shouldn't Google stuff I know will make me squirm- just seen an image of a 4 pronged thing coming out of the 'hole' and back into the gland in 4 places- it looks like a fucking whisk!

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 24/10/2014 10:37

I remember that Grays Anatomy episode. And I have a coil. So no willy metal, no way, no how, for me.

Yes I do make life choices based on a hospital drama

ADamnedLambsBreath · 24/10/2014 11:20

Uuurgh, I see.

That would be horrendous.

(Tis me, Adam: I've Halloweened myself)

BumpyNGrindy · 24/10/2014 11:24

Oh my god. Google images!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 24/10/2014 11:35

Armani, I love your comment about friendly willy, but I'll raise yiu pair of googly eyes. Now that would be a cheery chappy.

londonrach · 24/10/2014 11:41

Men have metal down there. Im too innocent. Small genuine question when it done does it hurt as that area is tender i should imagine.

chantico · 24/10/2014 11:44

And if it's a transurethral piercing, does it spray like a watering can when they pee?

Littlegreyauditor · 24/10/2014 11:54

it looks like a fucking whisk!

Ah jaysus Grin

SamG76 · 24/10/2014 12:02

I'm keeping well away from google images - as we're Jewish, I assume my DH doesn't have the "equipment" to attach the metal to!

PHANTOMnamechanger · 24/10/2014 12:03

like a whisk Grin [snort]

futterwacken · 24/10/2014 12:06

Minimammoth I was picturing those little puzzles too!

This thread is fantastic but my legs have never been so tightly crossed

MorelliOrRanger · 24/10/2014 12:13

it looks like a fucking whisk! Halloween Grin

Omg

EdithWeston · 24/10/2014 12:21

Like a whisk!

I'll never look at a meringue in the same way again Halloween Grin

DaMoves · 24/10/2014 12:25

Some of the piercings don't need a foreskin, they go straight through the glans!

notagainffffffffs · 24/10/2014 12:31

My exs went straight through the glans. Tbh I never noticed it inside me but it was a bit of a faff for blow jobs Grin

SamG76 · 24/10/2014 12:36

Thanks - I'm obviously very innocent! DH is very squeemish, though, so absolutely not chance that he would even consider it, even if I would.

Corestrategy · 24/10/2014 12:53

You need to scroll to the bottom to see it.

hiddenhome · 24/10/2014 13:18

This could end tragically.

If some part of it comes off and finds its way into your uterus and you ever need an MRI in the future, there would be a terrible mess and lots of pain and blood and all kinds of stuff going on for you Confused

BertieBotts · 24/10/2014 13:22

How would it find its way into the uterus? That's not even how it works. Any foreign bodies left inside the vagina come out due to your various secretions - that's the entire point of them.

hiddenhome · 24/10/2014 13:24

I was only joking.