To ask if anyone here has experience of willy metal??

[Chuckthefucklebrothers]

My new man has genital piercings. So far, he has taken them out when we've dtd. He's gone & bought himself some new terrifying looking jewellery - for me, apparently.
I'm scared! but excited
Any advice??

Oh Lordy, Friday night bumsex is so last year. How on earth does he get through airport metal detectors?

The type of metal doesn't set off detectors, thankfully or I would never get through the airport!

unfortunately Have little experience of this but watching with interest in the hope of convincing DP.

Usedtobe me too. DH was wittering about yodelling metal watching Jools Holland last week ...

Have I inadvertently invented the new Friday night bumsex? Wednesday night willy metal? I'm so proud
if he thinks he's putting that thing in my bum he can think again

I just googled the ampalang thingys, bit early in the day for willy metal and amongst all the metalic knobs was a picture of a sponge cake

Ouch! It must hurt so much to get it done!

I like ampallangs, they give the willy a friendly look

Isn't it the same metal as belly bars because you can set off airport security with them.

Naturally I was in Dubai when it happened to me and when I said where the metal was I was rushed into a private room with two female security guards. They were fully burka'd but I could see their shoulders moving as they laughed. My bar was actually a bit fetishy and they found it hysterical and wanted to have a good look. When they escorted me out the male guard wanted to know what they were laughing about but they refused to tell him because as a woman I was allowed privacy.

Anyway, I'd suggest not travelling with anything you don't want to be thoroughly examined

I have learned two new words today and looked at some interesting pictures over breakfast.

I am liking Willy Metal Wednesday

he jingles when he walks sometimes though

Presumable only when naked?

*presumably

you would think but also when dressed because he's got lots of small rings lower down when they knock together they can jingle

Jeeeeeeeesus - I too have learned new words today and made my eyes water - yowzer, why would you do that? That HAS to hurt!!!!!

Also - am idly wondering if when he pee's with no bar ampallang thingy it it like a multi spray watering can effect??

Brings new meaning to 'golden shower'........

annie yup. they have to sit down. my exBIL was a buggar for forgetting when pished and firing pee everywhere

I should not have googled those words. I am in a heightened state of clench now.

Agh God I'm just imagining a bit of metal banging repeatedly against my cervix now

Deary me and lawks-a-mercy. I am imagining those rings puzzles that you get in Christmas crackers. Also fast forward 50 yrs to the care home.

There's an episode of Grey's Anatomy where the guy gets it caught on the woman's coil

I had an "intimate" piercing but it was more hassle than it was worth, it got in the way of everything, even just wiping after using the loo. I can't say I'm a fan of it on men either!

Isn't the coil inside the womb? You'd have to be really going it to jam a beringed todger that far.

Mwah, ha, ha - I'm going to be listening out for jingling men here on in. I'll give them all knowing eyebrow wiggles.

Oh god i am wetting myself laughing here....

Chuck I wouldn't advise the tongue piercing for all sorts of dental health reasons DH's ex once got hers stuck in his willy metal and it was a very uncomfortable situation for them both.

DH has a ring which he always wears, I think I'd miss it if it was gone and he always sits down to pee so that's a bonus.

do you know I always wondered why he sits down to wee, never considered the piercings! will tell him to watch out for waggling eyebrows when he's jingling down the road .

Oh dear... This little experiment may be over before it's begun. Apparently he slept funny on his new jewellery played with it too much more like and is now in considerable pain

Hopefully he & his beringed todger will be in full working order by tomorrow... Although 'if it all gets too much, 5min with a pair of pliers & we're good to go!' Who says romance is dead??

those piercings look brilliant, how was he brave enough to get them?! bet they feel ace for you both! can't emagine weeing or ejaculation with them though...