To ask if anyone here has experience of willy metal??

[Chuckthefucklebrothers]

My new man has genital piercings. So far, he has taken them out when we've dtd. He's gone & bought himself some new terrifying looking jewellery - for me, apparently.
I'm scared! but excited
Any advice??

at the old peoples home in 50 years.

Ampallang sounds like such a nice word (I was going to say it had a nice ring to it ) but dear god, my eyes! My eyes!

Every day is a school day on mumsnet.

Ampallang sounds like a Thai curry.

It's so not though, is it?

Sweet Lord. That link has a picture of someone who's pierced their clapper at the back of the mouth!!
Why the fuck would you do that?
in fact I need to share it with you all

I feel sick. WHY would you do that?

Ooh, now THAT would be a bad piercing to get tangled with willy metal

Surely that would just make you gag constantly.

And what about spaghetti? Huh? Or kale. Those long bits of kale that get wedged in your teeth.

This thread is hysterical. I am obviously boring as I won't let dd have more than one ear piercing after all the hassle we had....imagine that with dh's Willy. Can't see it would be worth the hassle.....& the epiglittis one - just why?

See I've never been with someone with a piercing down there or had the urge to but this thread is making me wonder now

I did used to have an ex with a middle lip piercing and I used to like the way the spike felt all cold and metal when we kissed. I remember a couple of years ago I had a very sudden flashback/memory type of thing of how it felt to feel the hole as I was kissing him and got extremely hot and flustered over just that I do like a piercing on a man, shame DH would never in a million years consider it

wondering if I should tell you all you squeamish lot that my DH has actually stretched his... like people do with their ears - forcing thicker bars through to widen the hole... hes wearing a 5mil thick hoop with an 8mil ball at the minute :D

Yeuch yeuch yeuch. baby I think I'd retch every time I saw it! Does it not cause problems with him weeing?

Well!

I don't understand? Does the piercing go through the urethra?

I'm keeping well away from google images - as we're Jewish, I assume my DH doesn't have the "equipment" to attach the metal to!

An ampallang goes right through the helmet. I'd assume he has.

one of my exes with the piercing was circumsized so im sure you'd be fiiiiiiine. i sometimes miss it a bit

Crikey Baby, that's pretty hefty!
Chesty - yes it does!

Please, please can you all send happy willy thoughts to my man & his beringed todger (thank you, whoever came up with that, I like it!) - he is suffering but so far refusing to take out the offending jewellery. I've not seen him for two weeks (although I have seen photos of his rather annoyed-looking appendage) and will be VERY upset if he is out of action tomorrow. Thank you so much.

I'd be worried about it getting caught in my coil, would that be a possibility?

Why did I let curiosity get the better of me? Now typing 'amp' on my mobile search brings up ampallang, closely followed by amphetamine. Let's hope the kids don't need to read up on ampere or amphitheatre.

chuck if it's new you can't get any action for a while yet and tell him to stop fiddling!

Yeah DH's goes into the urethra and then out near the banjo bit... sounds terrible doesn't it but he looks 'undressed' without it now :D

He sits down to wee... had to wee with it in a jug of warm water to start with so it didn't sting as much... and his aim was for a while so urinals were a no go!! :D

The piercings aren't new, he's just put new jewellery in them & it's causing a bit of bother why oh why didn't he do that two weeks ago??

Dhs is a standard 'Prince Albert' type for all you googlers :D

has he stretched it?

DH has one. Its never bothered me, just a bar with balls through it.

It is funny however, that DH is the most boring, straight-laced, grey-suited London lawyer. Completely out of character, but a very charming throwback to the rockstar I first met!