to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]

[BettyMoody]

PLEASE

No, it's quite alright StickyMousemat I promise no more spunky bums again after this one comes to an end.

lays on an 'oral lounger'. awaits company.......

Yes the Twilight ones were probably the ones I was thinking of. God I'm old and boring.

At least you know that each title last 2 days at most.

Livia If I found myself in 17th century Paris one afternoon and at a loose end I could possibly persuaded to spend some time with the Cardinal. But I wouldn't be building a flux capacitor to try and get there.

And Hannah your suggestion that I might fancy one of Duran Duran has made me feel quite faint. Next you'll be saying I fancy Andrew Marr or Jeremy Clarkson, or some such horror.

Ooooh, not been a good Quiche Bashing thread for aaaaages The peevishness of the Quiche Haterzz always makes me laugh on a site where you can HTFT.

I've lurked for a photo of a Swaggery Type I could get my wench on for, but so far....

Mouse - I think people who take offence should tell MNHQ and let them decide, if I'm being honest.

And I completely disagree on the 'rimming' thing. I don't think that many people do know.

So nobody had heard of Jizzy Rimming the rock band then?

Oh, but more to the point, was it 'rapey' and can anyone produce a 'rapey' Swagger Inn title? Because that's what the OP objected to.

Oh and none of us is under any illusions of stealth.

What would be the point? Would be far easier to just not post on a public forum.

As you can probably tell by my name I usually inhabit the BCAS (Benedict Cumberbatch Appreciation Society for whoever asked earlier... Oh no, I've given the game away!) But thanks to the OP of this thread I now know that there are Capaldi lovers in the Swagger Inn so I may have to pop by for a drink. Your thread titles always intrigued me and thanks to this thread being a great recruiting tool I'll pay a visit. See you soon wenches!

Thanks very much malcolm

And no I couldn't see any rape connotations in this title, didn't really understand that point. And personally have no problem with people making friends on MN and chatting to each other and that.

Maybe we could have some sort of straw poll on who knows what rimming is? Maybe I'm more wild that I thought I was. Which would be an EXCELLENT outcome.

Now, if she had said felching.....I'd be with you....

Cumberlover76

You'd be most welcome. We have our very own little Cumbersnatch appreciation corner. But there is already an established queue for him on there, so you'd poss have to do a bit of jostling.

Capaldi....PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

He

Is

So

PERFECT!

I think we have a queue, in the tavern, for most eligible and ineligible men, don't we?

is there any man alive that we don't have a queue for? Nope. didn't think so.....

Benedict, Steve backshaw, Paulo nutelli, etc etc, list goes on and on and .......

Oh wow! That was like the conclusion we ok I had about The Doctor having jelly baby flavoured man juice that had a similar effect on the tongue to popping candy!

Oh and his sonic knob having a blue flashing end.

Or something...

Huh.
Can talk about anyone except lovelies from game of thrones it would seem!

Thanks Hannah its good to know there are fellow admirers of the Batch spread across MN . I think we might have to start making the BCAS thread titles a bit more fruity to provoke a bit of frothing. I don't see anything wrong with your titles, all a bit of fun. Some people just take things a bit seriously don't they?

PS, where's the latest Swagger Inn thread to be found, I'm on my way, I think I like the sound of you lot!

It's here it's here!

There are a few lovers of Cumbersplats. I actually need lessons on how to lust after him. You see, he ticks all the right boxes, but the vage twitches just ain't there! Can you help?

Aaaaaaaw

I love it when a load of quiches converge on one thread.

Tis like days of yore, when all was fields and Soupy's bat.

Firstly, teamedward, I think I like you.
Secondly, if the thread titles give you the jeebies, don't, for god's sake, venture into the inn. .. You won't come at all out unscathed.

I mean, what's more natural than admiring the male form whilst updating each other on the twatbadgerishness of the actual men in our lives?

HANG ON! WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL YOU CAPALDI ADMIRERS COMING FROM??!!?

This is NOT what was supposed to HAPPEN!

Oh Malc...it's All going wrong isn't it?