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BettyMoody · 18/10/2014 22:10

PLEASE

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 16:05

So how many bodies are we saying can fit in the hot tub at once?

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 16:06

Aramis
ALEXEI
Father Vega - he makes me feel do dirty.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 19/10/2014 16:12

Soz Elk, Hello Flopsy fancy seeing you here.... Yes, actually, I do fancy seeing you here now you mention it....

World's biggest hot-tub Grin

stickymousemat · 19/10/2014 16:21

Isn't the most recent Swagger Inn thread something about 'jizzy rimming' or something? I saw it go by in Active a few times and must admit it did make me shudder, and not in a good way.

OP didn't go about this in the best possible way and I can't see anything 'rapey' about it, but that thread title is gloriously explicit/a bit irritatingly vulgar, according to your taste.

Thread titles that appear in Active have to be read by everyone (even if you're a Hider you'll read them at least once). It would be considerate if people could remember that and try to keep them non-cringey?

I mean this as a polite request, honest Grin. I'm sure I've started a few threads in my time that have made lots of people roll their eyes right out of their heads.

None of my business what you post within threads that I'm not going to read, but the titles are something we all have to see. Obvs some people find jizzy rimming utterly hilair, but equally there are probably lots of us who find these thread titles a bit stomach-turning.

Other posters may not want to hide Other Subjects entirely. Threads pop up in there sometimes that I'm interested in and do want to read.

Feel the need to add some tiresome disclaimer here about liking sex. I do, honest. I just don't like these thread titles.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 16:44

Jizzy Rimming came about as two actual real names that when combined sounded like a new solo artist!

Sparklegeek · 19/10/2014 16:54

This. This is what it's all about. And if this doesn't DO STUFF to you then I wouldn't bother clicking on the threads

Plus you must be dead from the waist down

Sorry Anne, I am back. Will get to the big guns in time Grin

stickymousemat · 19/10/2014 16:55

Haha. I'm sure it's brilliant within the context of the threads Wink but most of us aren't getting the context, we're just having spunk-splattered anuses thrust in our faces as we browse Active. As it were. It is a bit much.

I know worse things happen, first world problems etc.

Anyway maybe it's just me and the OP who object, I dunno.

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 16:58

Spunk Splattered Anuses! They were a 70s punk Rock band from Great Yarmouth I do believe. I've got all their albums.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 19/10/2014 17:01

Me too Grin

Sparklegeek · 19/10/2014 17:02

MN, I give you Aramis.

When I say give you - I mean to look at. Not anything else.

to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 17:05

Yes, Jizzy Rimming is actually a band name.

You are obvs a woman of the world Mousemat, but I do believe a lot of people don't actually know about rimming in the context you have mentioned? So I guess it's all in the mind of the reader, and if they know what it means - in the context you have described - then I'm sure they could probably just turn the other cheek. As it were.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 19/10/2014 17:05

^^

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to wish the fricken swagger inn threads would go away [title edited by MNHQ]
Tweasels · 19/10/2014 17:05

Eh? Why would a quiche thread bother anyone. It's my favourite of all the quiches, it's baffling and quite frankly fucking disgusting but a marvellous read all the same Grin

ZenNudist · 19/10/2014 17:08

I think its fine to have groups on MN, nice even that people make friends online.

Why get so wound up about a normal part of MN?

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 17:09

Actually, I've just had a look back through the titles. It's the only one that could have connotations of spunk splattered anuses.

Generally they are really quite clean titles!

squoosh · 19/10/2014 17:09

I don't fancy any of the Musketeers. They're all lacking a certain spark.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 19/10/2014 17:10

Tweasels Grin That's a very apt description! Totally batshit and fabulous!

stickymousemat · 19/10/2014 17:10

I think most people know what rimming is don't they? this is MN after all... and most people definitely know what jizz is.

I think maybe you're not being as stealth as you think you are Grin

We've all got to share this place because they've locked the doors and won't let us out so if your thread titles are causing people nasty shudders it might be nice to just tone them down a bit.

But as I said maybe it's just me and the OP in which case I'll wind my neck in. Wouldn't be the first time.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 19/10/2014 17:11

squoosh But what about the Cardinal and his sexy boots ? Grin

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stickymousemat · 19/10/2014 17:11

You may well be right on that Malcolm, I don't remember objecting to any of the previous ones. In which case sorry for generalising

DrMalcolmTuckerWhosMistress · 19/10/2014 17:11

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to other mumsnet users for then UNNECESSARY ANOUNT OF SANTIAGO CRABERREEREREERE pictures that seem to be suddenly appearing in this thread.

That is not fair on anyone.

HAVE A REAL MAN...

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Maryz · 19/10/2014 17:11

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HannahHorvathWhoGotIBCShoutBtw · 19/10/2014 17:12

Well that's one less to fend off Squoosh, so welcome, welcome Grin

I suppose you're one of those weird Duran Duran nut jobs fans are you?

QueenAnneofAustriaSpain · 19/10/2014 17:14

Squoosh - what do you mean you don't fancy any if them. What do you mean? I don't understand.

Oblomov · 19/10/2014 17:14

Swagger Inn? Hotel California ....you can never leave.

And now, with the new 'loungers' Grin

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