To think the 'MN isn't what it used to be' threads, aren't what they used to be?

[ArsenicChaseScream]

They used to be a bit sparkier somehow. And glossier. And had more snow.

This would never happen if everyone kept their pubic hair

Broken Britain at its worst

Have you seen the size of Wagon Wheels these days Tiggy?

As big as Wagon Wheels used to be, obviously, when they only cost tuppence ha'penny.

I remember when these threads were real marathons. Now they are merely snickers.

Good 'un BOF

Duuuuuring the waaar, Old Uncle Albert knew his onions

No-one has punched a cake in aaaaages.

Do we still do cake? Or is that Not Allowed because of Too Much Sugar? Maybe that's why it OK to punch them.

Too Much Conflicting Advice.