To think the 'MN isn't what it used to be' threads, aren't what they used to be?

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They used to be a bit sparkier somehow. And glossier. And had more snow.

I've been here since 1987 and I see no difference.

MN obviously needs another penis beaker. What will this year's 'penis beaker' be?!

The indigenous MN population is so spoiled, they're just not prepared to work hard like all these immigrants.

they would be much improved with TICKERS

They would be better with a "like" button.

my ticker would be a count up from the last time I wanted to reach through the computer screen and punch somebody

....2 hours since you last felt murderous ... that sort of thing

Well I've been here since 1927, well before the invention of the internet, and the rest of you all are frankly a bunch of entitled, arrogant fucking Johnny-come-latelies.

Haven't seen a good MN Royalty thread for yonks. Standards are slipping.

2 hours ghosty??

Fucking lentil weaving pacifist

AIBU clearly isn't what it used to be if you can go 2 whole hours without shitting kittens over a P&C parking thread.

I bet you were formula fed

Nah it's the sane as it's always been.

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Sorry Worra I'm just so happy and content with my life I find it hard to get cross (gazes lovingly at her 3 little angels and her perfect home and wonders if the Gin always kicks in THIS fast)

Nah there hasn't been a disabled parking/ cat poo/ smokers are awful thread for ages...

...oh wait....

It's not Bombay is it gordy? Magic juice that.

Yes we should swap more recipes

I once saw a cat taking a shit in the disabled parking bay in Tesco. As I approached to check for a blue badge, it lit up a cigarette and blew smoke in my PFB's face (who wasn't even in the country at the time...but still).

Anyway I was going to start a thread about it but because MN isn't what it used to be, I knew no-one would give me hugs and call me hun because you're all bullies.

So I bought myself a slow cooker instead.

Pmsl

I'm allowed out the kitchen?

That's good, as it's bed time.

YABU. MN is exactly as it always has been, including the 'MN has changed' threads.