To carry a crucifix, holy water, holy earth and bible?

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And a silver spoon, Just in case?

The earth is from Jerusalem by the way, it's not just random mud, I'm not mad.

Are you Buffy?

Yanbu

you never know when you might need them. Vampires are everywhere

I've traced back my family line to the Van Helsings.

Even worse now we have the Black eyed kids running around.

If it is an infestation you will need garlic and a stake, they are tricky blighters.

I can't believe i forgot the garlic Thank you another.

Don't worry about vampires Ebola will turn us all into zombies long before vampires become a problem

You're lucky Giles is on this thread. Every vampire slayer needs a Watcher.

Yes. And your late for your training session!!

Are you going to be throwing CGI knives at me in slow motion?

No its the big sticks today.

Then the crystals

I think you need a bell and a candle too for exorcisms. And you might want to add some silver bullets, but if you don't have a gun I'm not sure how you would make best use of them...

silver bullets, but if you don't have a gun I'm not sure how you would make best use of them

Slingshot?

Do you have a Catholic priest on speeddial?

If your Bible is on Kindle, surely that will negate the positive halo?

Don't forget the big stake to drive through the vampires heart

But do you have a silver sword, disgusted as a snake headed walking stick?

I have a pirates cutlass will that do?

Is it silver?

It's plastic and tin foil.

Has to be silver :(

I will duct tape my silver spoon to the end of it.

Do you have garlic?
You can also buy some black garlic, a la Ottolenghi, it seems quite appropriate.

Don't worry about vampires Ebola will turn us all into zombies long before vampires become a problem

Wait a second, are you saying this stuff is useless against Ebola?