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Matthew Wrong just called us foul-mouthed harpies!

77 replies

CedricBloomer · 13/10/2014 10:48

The cheeky fucking cunt.

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squoosh · 13/10/2014 10:49

He has a face like a well worn sponge.

Bimblepops · 13/10/2014 10:51

I reckon that means we must be doing something right! Big pats on the back for us.

DishwasherDogs · 13/10/2014 10:51

People have such dull stereotypical views of mn.

CedricBloomer · 13/10/2014 10:52

I think he fancies us all really.

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WooWooOwl · 13/10/2014 10:53

He loves us really, if he didn't, threads on here wouldn't be the inspiration for so many of his shows.

KayHarker1 · 13/10/2014 10:54

He does, he loves us. The same way we al love the DM.

moxon · 13/10/2014 10:54

I could harp on about his attitude, but I won't.

QueenTilly · 13/10/2014 10:54

Again?

NewEraNewMindset · 13/10/2014 10:56

He is probably not too far off the truth.

iamelectrogirl · 13/10/2014 10:56

Yawn. If we were that bad he wouldn't be trawling the forums for topics for his show

CedricBloomer · 13/10/2014 10:56

He looks like a Louis Two Swords waxwork of Chandler Bing.

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ShelaghTurner · 13/10/2014 10:57

Oh again, really? C'mon Matthew, put some thought into it.

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 13/10/2014 10:57

Foul mouthed siren here - wrong mythical creature, Matthew. Grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye · 13/10/2014 11:00

Ah, he loves us.

I reckon he lies awake at night masturbating furiously with both hands thinking about us.

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NewEraNewMindset · 13/10/2014 11:01

I don't watch the Wright Stuff. Might be worth switching off and then we wouldn't know what he was saying and if his viewing figures fell through the floor he would just be muttering his thoughts to himself in an empty room.

CedricBloomer · 13/10/2014 11:01

Both hands? He barely needs one...

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NewEraNewMindset · 13/10/2014 11:02

Ewwww, the 'masturbating furiously' comment gave me very realistic imagery. I need brain bleach now.

Dawndonnaagain · 13/10/2014 11:03

Really? I do wish he'd go find himself a job, but with such a limited vocabularly, I imagine it can't be easy.

WorraLiberty · 13/10/2014 11:07

I've been here 3 1/2 years and I agree with 'foul mouthed harpies' Grin

I like his show, but I doubt it would survive without MN.

For a start, the researchers would actually have to get off their arses and start researching.

Spindarella · 13/10/2014 11:07

Original of Mr Wright to fall back on gender stereotypes. I could say he is an utterly unmanly man with his cackling and gossiping and horribly weedy physique, but I'd like to think I'm better than that.

Vintagejazz · 13/10/2014 11:07

Who's Matthew Wrong?

JamNan · 13/10/2014 11:08

I had to Google him.

Triooooooooooo · 13/10/2014 11:09

Meh.

I don't see why people get so worked up over him, he reminds me of an irritating, younger brother.

Actually think he's quite funny >

clam · 13/10/2014 11:09

Matthew Wright. Is he the one who cried on I'm a "Celebrity" last year?

HappyAgainOneDay · 13/10/2014 11:10

I just wish he'd speak more slowly and enunciate properly. He gabbles out the telephone number and it would be impossible to write it down. Half the time, I don't know any of the celeb guests so would like to hear MW say their names clearly.