Matthew Wrong just called us foul-mouthed harpies!

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The cheeky fucking cunt.

Well we are foul mouthed harpies to be fair.

I always get him mixed up with Jeremy Kyle, they look very similar.

I think I'd rather go for a drink with Matthew than Jeremy. As irritating as MW is he doesn't have quite the same obese ego that Jezza Kyle has.

Urgh, can't stand the man. I hate him nearly as much as Richard Madley.

no idea who he is and no desire to find out

I have never heard of him. Not ever, never. Not evs!

He's obsessed with mumsnet.

He hates us because he needs us.

At least half his material is lifted straight off mumsnet.

That must make him feel anxious, inferior and probably crap at his job.

We should pity him.

Matthew me old mate. Remember when you worked at the Mirror and had a hotline for celeb gossip? Do you remember a catchy little song that went "Matthew Wright stinks of shite!"? on your answering machine? Yeah well that was me and my mate. I'd love to say I was about 14 but sadly I was more like 24. Still, it amused us. Hope you enjoyed it too!

I'm not a harpy , I'm a violinist .

And I certainly wouldn't fiddle with him .

If a man swears uses colourful language, he is just being a bloke and no-one thinks twice - even if most of the swearing colourful language actually adds nothing to what is said.

If a woman uses colourful language swears - even though it is usually to emphasise a point except when describing dicks like MW when it is purely descriptive then she is a "foul mouthed harpy"

Dontcha know: we are supposed to know are place and be decorative?!

bottleofbeer can't you get on his phone in and replay it. I might start watching again

What did birds do, to deserve such derision? Shame on you Mr Wright. .

Don't tempt me! If it was on at 10pm, not 10am and I'd had a few shandies, it'd be the best idea I'd ever heard

He's probably one of us anyway.

I've no idea who he is, but I am personally perfectly to embrace the identity of 'foul-mouthed harpie' as it tends to mean something along the lines of 'a woman whose ideas and the fact that she's not afraid to advance them get on the tit ends of a certain kind of sexist arsehole'.

I'm not a harpy!! Gorgon, maybe. Possibly a Fury. But definitely not a harpy.

He's an Onocentaur (head and torso of a human with legs and behind of a donkey) in reverse.

Cedric Come on my friend, he needs two hands!

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One for the magnifying glass

I like him and like his show. Half the folk on Mn who rush onto agree they think he is a twat are just bandwagon jumping. He must love winding up Mn - can't blame him.

I would snog jezza, marry Madeley and avoid Matthew.

Never heard of him, sorry. Should I care?

Can't his writers think of anything more original than what has been churned out time after time?

Half the folk on Mn who rush onto agree they think he is a twat are just bandwagon jumping.

That makes no sense. Just because you like him and his show, those who say they don't are lying?

LineRunner Mon 13-Oct-14 11:28:07

I bet he cries really really hard when he's finished masturbating furiously, opens his eyes and sees that his mum has left him a cup of tea on his bedside table.

I am weeping with laughter at the slightly too vivid picture I have of this in my mind. Thanks LineRunner.

Took me 25 posts to realise who you were all talking about. I've seen him once. I haven't put it back on.

You do think he meant it as a compliment don't you?

I'd snog Matthew, marry Madely and throw Jezza into a pit like he deserves.

I don't mind TWS. They'd be lost without MN, they'd not have a show on a slow news day without us.

Oh Matthew. You just need a decent blow job dear.