To be honest I don't seem to get the 'red mist'. Of course I get annoyed and angry at people and stuff.
Two incidents 'starring' my 'special' Aunt. First one-mr bruv always takes me to see my aunt on a SUnday morning on his way to play organ at the church. As she insists on getting as much spam post as possible from really dodgy places I spend my time ripping it all up. Pointless really as I only see her on Sunday and the rest of the time she is free to send off for more competitions where they take an amount out of her ever dwindling bank account.
Anyway, my brother normally waits until he sees my aunt has opened the door. This time he didn't. I rang her doorbell off the wall, banged on windows, chucked grit at her bedroom window. All to no avail. Of course I had not brought my mobile phone or my purse. I had to sit on damp ground for over an hour when she eventually emerged. She knows what time I come. I do this MOST Sundays.
I was so relieved she was alright (I had tried to ask a Tradesmen if I could use his phoe but he said he did not have one). I did not like to wake the neighbours either.
Anyway, I was so relieved she was ok and told her that I was so relieved she was ok that I wouldn't shout at her!!
By the way she won't let family have a key and has conveniently forgotten the code for her key box.....
The very next day, she took me to Tesco. I said I need to get back for a 12 o'clock signing on session at the job centre. Just to make sure there was no panic, I took all the paper work with me. So far so good.
I asked if she could wait at the small hospital next to the Drs as I needed to make an appointment. I know she hates parking anywhere (she would have difficulty parking in a football field sized parking area with no other car!!!). However I said it was just to make an appointment and I would not be long. I left my bag with her (my frozen food was in the back of the car).
Yep you've guessed it. When I got out the hospital, the red car parked there belonged to someone else. I was looking stupidly at the poor guy in the car after opening the passenger door! I walked 4 times around the parking places to find her car. Nothing. I walked arond the corner to see if she had parked near my brother's house. Nope.Nor across at the shops.
I had no watch on, or my mobile (she does not have one anyway). I had checked she wasn't coe over allill at the drs but where was her car anyway??
So, not sure of the time, I walked home -it takes about half an hour or so I think, maybe more. No sign of her (she has a key to the flat). In the meantime I rang my SIL to see if my aunt had gone there looking for me. At quarter to twelve I go out to sign on, leaving a note to say can she bring my bag with the paperwork to the signing on place so I can get paid my job seekers???!!!!
I get back from there. Luckily the job centre lady thought it was very funny. I noticed my shopping trolley in the flat but no handbag!. Luckily I noticed her just trundling off in the car park outside!
I got my bag from her and said that before I shout at her I am sure she will have a reasonable explanation for this. She started wittering at me about getting someone to help her look for me wtf???? If she had stayed in the car park and NOT moved, there would be no problem! I decided I did not want to find out where she had parked as it no longer mattered!!
I do remember once before I was to meet her at the library (not near the drs) and she sat in her car whilst I looked all over for her. Anyone else would flash their lights, sound their horn or get out the car and say "Oi! over here Dopey!!". No, she gave no indication that she had seen me!!
A week later she asked if I wanted to go out shopping anywhere with her. Err no thanks!!!!!