I am feeling fighty and nothing here is controversial enough...

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Come and help.

Fruit shoots? Disabled vs parent parking? The nhs? Mcdonalds? Skanky benefit claimants and their 100000000000 offspring? Boden?

Come on people, I need to get this anger out!

Fuck off you cunt

Come on ahead if you think you're hard enough etc etc

Lol@ laurie

A nurse was mean to me the other day and I was really pissed off. Didn't post in AIBU because, you know, it's a nurse.

But have at it if it will make you feel better.

Are you pissed?

at laurie, dont make me laugh, that is not the point, cant you fucking read

I still have pmt from yesterday

Do you fancy an argument about 4 by 4's and the fact that the vast majority of people who don't actually live rurally can't seem to park them?

I'm working up to a thread about heroin addicts/tramps..

.... Give me like.... 10 mins?

I hate cheese.

That's a source of debate in our house.

Have you not been on the being protective of daughters thread yet? That has potential.

Chipped never darken my door, you complete cheese-hating bastard. Or, does that mean more cheese for me? I'm so confused.

Oh I've been feeling like that for 2 days now.
Keep typing really controversial replies to posts...and then chickening out.
Yesterday I admitted (on a thread Justine was watching) that I just wanted to partake in a bunfight.
I think I may need to walk down to the end of the garden and swear at rabbits or something.

Favourite crisp flavour leads to fights at home.

You hate cheese?!?

How the fuck is that a thing?

I' m 3 days into my period. This is usually the day I come over all Pollyanna and Morticia leaves for a couple of weeks.
Maybe it's a sign of things to come during my ever-imminent menopause?
No more Pollyanna.

Most Chinese people do.

See what I did there? I've thrown racial stereotyping in to.

Or is it "too"? Pokes pedants with a big stick.

I saw someone feeding their new born baby a fruit shoot whilst eating a Greggs sausage roll whilst parked in their 4x4 in a disabled space without a blue badge. And the baby had its ears pierced.

Was I unreasonable to judge? Discuss.

What about which end of the bath do you prefer? Usually good for a row about nothing (particularly when people have had a few drinks) I find?

(I prefer the non tap end - can rest my head in comfort. Tap end is deeper according to a mate - but you can't lie back and relax!)

It depends Chaz - did the baby like cheese?

Oh fuck that might have been me chaz

How fucking dare you

Which would you prefer:

Babies screaming in restaurants
Brides asking for money via poems
SUVs in the suburbs

I'm up for a row about any of those.

Uh who lies in the tap end? You'd get a tap in your back - absurd.

Hmm... Uhm..

Depression isn't real.

ASD is just an excuse for bad parenting.

And go! :)

Or how about a bride composing a 'gimme money' poem while sitting in a restaurant with a screaming baby, with her SUV parked outside?

Better than a tap on the head. That usually means water on the brain.
It's an oldie, but a goodie.