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I am feeling fighty and nothing here is controversial enough...

147 replies

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 15:13

Come and help.

Fruit shoots? Disabled vs parent parking? The nhs? Mcdonalds? Skanky benefit claimants and their 100000000000 offspring? Boden?

Come on people, I need to get this anger out!

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 19:34

I think universal credit is a good idea. And that pip thing too.

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 19:35

Oh god chipped, i read that as anal butter. Dragon butters less sneakily worded cousin.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 30/09/2014 19:52

So very Ha! To you Thebody. Not Scottishe, so YA boo sucks. I may be fat, though, but not from the greggs. Birmingham IS so fucking South.

Chippednailvarnish · 30/09/2014 19:54

I love London.

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 19:55

I believe in ghosts, but dont accuse me of being woo or i will strop. But dont for a second show any doubt, either.

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BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 19:56

I enjoy sunbeds and smoking.

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TiggyD · 30/09/2014 19:58

Who would win in a fight between Jesus, Moses, The Pope, Mohammed, Buddha, Tom Cruise, or that elephant dude from that Indian one?

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 30/09/2014 20:05

Ahhh... Scientology. Now that sounds like a sensible religion.

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CarbeDiem · 30/09/2014 20:08

OUTED Beyond :)

I am feeling fighty and nothing here is controversial enough...
misanthropologist · 30/09/2014 20:13

Ooh, I have one, sort of, though it's US-related and kind of, uh, "heavy" for lack of a better term. For inmates in our prisons, families must send them money so they can buy things such as toothpaste, sturdier shoes, etc. through the canteen. Previously, families were able to do this via either buying and sending items from an approved list or by money/postal order for the cost of the order and a stamp. Now sending items is prohibited and there is a company that many prisons contract with as a payment acceptor who are charging usurious rates to families who already are poor. There's an article about it here on the Huffington Post . On another forum, there's quite the lively discussion going on between people who feel that the inmates are criminals so their families should suck it up, and people who feel that the company is usurious and their owner is a scum (I fall in the latter group). I offer it up as fodder for fightiness!

AdamLambsbreath · 30/09/2014 21:06

Oi! Thebody! You're DRINKING when you're in charge of a child??? And you think it's FUNNY that you can't drive them to casualty if they skid on a buttered bacon sandwich and break their teeny leg?

I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR CHILDREN.

They will all end up alcoholic anyway because they have seen you drinking and if they see alcohol they will become an alcoholic like 20 billionty people in the UK every year and it's people on here talking about wine o'clock that makes those 20 billionty people drink until their livers fall out.

HTH.

Caterpillarmum · 30/09/2014 21:53

Being morbidly obese is not the result of a food addiction, if it were why don't you get hooked on fucking salads.

ithoughtofitfirst · 30/09/2014 22:08

Fucking hell is this thread still going

AdamLambsbreath · 30/09/2014 22:17

What of it?

ithoughtofitfirst · 30/09/2014 22:18

NAAAFINK

PunkrockerGirl · 30/09/2014 22:21

I parked in a p&c child space yesterday. My dc are adults.

Wanna make something of it?

ithoughtofitfirst · 30/09/2014 22:31

People like you make me sick

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 30/09/2014 22:43

I stood in a PC space...and had a faaaaaaag!
Mis-sorry, it's America, so pah! not really its fucking disgraceful, but in the spirit of the Fred pah I say!

Wilf83 · 30/09/2014 22:46

I've got my 6 month old an iPad.

gincamparidryvermouth · 30/09/2014 22:55

MN is packed full of thick fuckers tonight. You're just not looking hard enough.

Thebodyloveschocolateandwine · 01/10/2014 16:15

Oh enjoyed that. Grin

inloominotnorti · 01/10/2014 17:24

The mosque thread is getting very contentious and I hesitate to say buns are being thrown but well....wear your mumsnet apron is all!

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