I am feeling fighty and nothing here is controversial enough...

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Come and help.

Fruit shoots? Disabled vs parent parking? The nhs? Mcdonalds? Skanky benefit claimants and their 100000000000 offspring? Boden?

Come on people, I need to get this anger out!

parents who let their kids wear / make loom bands are chavvy

Boden is to middle class like primark is to the servants dear

Ah, i drank copious amounts of wine during pregnancy and breastfeeding!

You don't wanna Adam
Boden is fucking shite!
There! said it. I wouldn't wear anything from there if someone else paid.

That would be why I don't shop at EITHER of them, body. Because I'm neither an entitled yummy mummy nor a cig-toting prole.

Joke, btw. Joke.

I've heard you can catch Ebola and AIDS from reusable nappies.

Also people on benefits smell and should spend their free money on febreeze and not on fags and lambrini

Oh I like Primark - I gave up the ciggies though damn it! (like 6 days ago:) )

Youse wanna fight? I'll give youse a fight.
Bacon sandwiches. The only correct way is-NO butter, on white playdoh bread, crisp but not burnt. Maybe either tomato sauce or tomato dip. Gavel.
(Ds puts butter in his. I'm having him adopted. (He is 23, but no son of mine))
Seconds out, round one.

Don't be so fucking ridiculous OhWhat

Bacon sarnies should be buttered and on granary with brown sauce.

Are you fat and Scottish? I hear you all are fat up there and eat deep fried mars bars

Dear god , tis written in the bible bacon sandwiches = white bread , brown sauce

Twats the pair of you !!!

And loads of fucking butter , tsk !

As for you Adam seen you down the market spending your family credits on tarty clothes with your toddler eating sausage rolls and fruit shoots.

Your a fucking disgrace.

thebody you are OBVIOUSLY projecting and have narcissistic personality disorder.

Fuck that. Bacon sandwiches on white bread, loadsa butter but no sauce. And it has to be super crispy. NO SAUCE. Why drown it in crap!

Possibly yes Or OCD as I did vaccume last week

I could have a drink problem too and am a shit mother as I have just had a glass of wine and may need to drive a child to casualty later. You never know.

Must get tested

I hate butter almost as much as I hate cheese.

Body-so I take it you are a soft southern Jessie. Granary bread! Guardian reader.
Cadburys chocolate is shit. Galaxy is way superior.
Ding ding!
And I've seen you all in Iceland. And Asda.

Butter is minging, much prefer some lovely plastic marg.

(Whispers). I'm not joking.

My kids are still up. Its not too late yet is it? Theyre 12 and 13.

(Neither am i, proper butter makes me spew)

Anti butter fist bump.

Bloody knew you were scots. You should have fucked off when you had the chance

Southern my arse mate a good brummie here.

I Shopped in Iceland until that cunt who loves his kids kept banging on over how cheap the sausage rolls were.

I preferred Kerry. She's not got a 4 by 4 but a 5 by 3. She's classy.

I think UKIP is the way ahead.