I am feeling fighty and nothing here is controversial enough...

[BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability]

Come and help.

Fruit shoots? Disabled vs parent parking? The nhs? Mcdonalds? Skanky benefit claimants and their 100000000000 offspring? Boden?

Come on people, I need to get this anger out!

My mum doesn't like chocolate and would rather have cheese and crackers than a sweet dessert. How's THAT for weird?!

I came on to tell you to fuck off you cunting wankbadger. But laurie beat me to it.

Chav

Chav chav chav chav chav chav

You're welcome

I think babies screaming in restaurants or anywhere where folk can't escape because they've paid for something should be taken outside til they stop screaming.

I don't mind giving money to wedding couples but I think it's 'common' to ask

I don't think big cars have any place in cities unless they live rurally and are on a day out - they shouldn't have to buy a new car to visit a city

My mum doesn't like chocolate and would rather have cheese and crackers than a sweet dessert. How's THAT for weird?!

Depending on the quality of the cheese I might like cheese and crackers too.

I think breastfeeding is common and formula is chavy.

ithought
You wanna make something of it...
hey...
behind the bike sheds after school I'll show you.

Don't mess with me I had cheese for lunch!

Ohhhh depression isn't real.

That's a good one.

chipped

So how do you feed the rugrats then if breast feeding and formula is out?

Cat milk ?

I said ow mush fack off hoojoo fink ewe are

Laurie

Why shouldn't they buy a new car if they want to visit a city. No one's making them visit a city. It's their choice. They can leave their SUVs in the country, where they belong.

Erm....
Anyone who breastfeeds in public is flashing her tits to turn men on.

Parent and child spaces should be enforceable by law and there should be dedicated police officers patrolling them at all times and handcuffing people with no car seat present.

All immigrants should be made to memorise all the English kings and queens in order, and they're not allowed to get ill or they'll be deported. Including colds.

I can't think of any more batshit threads but I'll carry on thinking.

I don't feed them Laurie I'm too posh.

Go on to the Britain First Facebook page and let rip.

We are shoes off house but MIL insists on keeping hers on muttering some crap about arthritis. WIBU to clean her plate with the loo brush?

My neighbours are played loud music, could you come around and let rip please?

But I agree with Laurie about screaming children in anywhere cafes and therefore regret my random act of violence.

pop into the comments section of the Daily Fail. There will be masses of arguments to be had there!

Can you shout 'shut the fuck up you cunts' in a fishwife style out the window?

Start a thread about feminists just needing a good shag, and pretend you're a bloke.
I suspect you may stir up a bit of aggro.

Laurie

She wants a bit if aggro, not a night in the cells....

How about being kicked off a women bikers FB group for daring to call foul on calling other women sluts. I'm still feeling fighty now, can I join you?

I'm a bit about the cheese thing too - ALL cheese? What about cheesecake?

laurie i live opposite student halls. I might do this.