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It's should have and would have not should of and would of

310 replies

pippinleaf · 24/09/2014 18:57

That's all.

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HaroldLloyd · 24/09/2014 22:03

Summat sticky?

ithoughtofitfirst · 24/09/2014 22:03

Nobody thinks somethink is a thing do they?

TeaAndALemonTart · 24/09/2014 22:04

Aint it a thing then?

wfielder · 24/09/2014 22:05

I ain't done nuffink is a phrase I hear a lot in my line of work.

StickEmOnTheWall · 24/09/2014 22:06

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MillieMoodle · 24/09/2014 22:06

Sorry, I must have got over excited.

ALTERNATIVE VERSION:

Sorry, must of got over excited.

Grin
BlackeyedSusan · 24/09/2014 22:06

I am pedant, and shit at spelling and grammar... and gave up on the use of capital letters when the old keyboard's shift key was broken. This is not a good combination!

I like these threads, I learn quite a lot, usually things I should have learned from the ruler weilding teachers. Unfortunately, I went to school in the period when it was not fashionable to teach grammar.

Please feel free to correct the use of grammar and spelling. Not sure it is quite right!

ithoughtofitfirst · 24/09/2014 22:06

I prefer somethink

StickEmOnTheWall · 24/09/2014 22:07

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MillieMoodle · 24/09/2014 22:08

Or is it over-excited? Omg, I don't even know!

Fenton · 24/09/2014 22:12

Ha ha Grin

It's too late for all this pedantry - I'm off to bed, G'night.

usualsuspect333 · 24/09/2014 22:14

Laterz,Fenton.

Topseyt · 24/09/2014 22:15

I always fully agree with these threads when they come up. I am an unashamed and incorrigible pedant. Smile

"Should of" and "would of" are pet hates of mine. They irk me, although I don't usually say anything about it.

I do think that standards of teaching (of English) may have declined in recent years. A couple of years ago my youngest daughter wrote a piece about the Queen's diamond jubilee. Instead of writing corOnation, she wrote corAnation. It was repeated many times throughout the piece of work and the class teacher had not picked up on it at all.

I have seen displays on the walls in schools with glaring errors in the work. In one piece a girl was discussing her horse. Lovely, or it would have been if she had not referred to the horse as a hoarse. It had clearly bypassed the teacher too.

As for text speak, I had better not even start.

ithoughtofitfirst · 24/09/2014 22:16

FENTON... Y U NO STAY?

MillieMoodle · 24/09/2014 22:17

Me too. My brain has run out of thinking. 'Night all Grin

BathshebaDarkstone · 24/09/2014 22:20

Different to. Potatoe's. Tomatoe's. Grin

goingmadinthecountry · 24/09/2014 22:21

OK, will own up to getting out my shouty pen and correcting the homework set by dd3's teacher. Hey, I'd had a busy day. No excuse for muddling practice and practise if you are a Year 6 teacher. Dd knows the difference, surely her teacher should too.

Alisvolatpropiis · 24/09/2014 22:24

Yanbu.

At all.

goingmadinthecountry · 24/09/2014 22:24

Latest one at school. Can I go for a toilet? I ignore request totally. Please may can I go for a toilet? Where on earth did this come from?

ithoughtofitfirst · 24/09/2014 22:26

If you're a teacher then you should be a pedant. My brother is a teacher and a massive arseache pedant.

MerryInthechelseahotel · 24/09/2014 22:28

You see I love defiantly especially something like I am defiantly going to do this I always want to shout "you go girl!"

usualsuspect333 · 24/09/2014 22:32

Defiantly is an auto correct thing.

usualsuspect333 · 24/09/2014 22:33

It's probably local dialect,the go for a toilet thing.

ithoughtofitfirst · 24/09/2014 22:35

Hahahahahaha Grin

You go Glen Coco

HaroldLloyd · 24/09/2014 22:49

At least they don't say Miss Miss can I go for a great big shit.

Small mercies and all that.