To be amused and slightly offended by this bit of "targeted marketing" from tesco? (Lighthearted)

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Just received an envelope announcing vouchers selected just for me which included vouchers for wine, chocolate fingers and a free type 2 diabetes check! At least there was one for bagged salad as well!

(I am 32, fit and healthy and a normal BMI)

What's the most bizarre bit if junk mail you have received recently?!

everyone must be getting the Diabetes check one as i got that too - my tesco doesnt even have a pharmacy!

I got money off wine as well and 2 x double points vouchers. No diabetes check though.

Wine, lucozade and headache tablets for me - they know me well.

Got mine today and no diabetes check in mine either!
Cheese,Oven Cleaner Fruit juice,Cadbury cake bars and dishwasher salt... Pretty much summed me up lol! Surprised there wasn't a beer one in there for H lol!

Yogurt, peanut butter & pasta here.

Nope, just food we generally buy, washing liquid and bin bags (we don't use many bin bags, so that's the only slight random).

Where's mine. I want the wine ones!

Mine usually have vouchers for money off double cream and doughnuts so it's nice to know Mr Tesco thinks I'm a giant pig.

Krispy Kreme toothpaste, milk, cheese, yogurts and cat litter here. No diabetes check.

Krispy Kreme toothpaste is 2 different vouchers isn't it? Otherwise I'm off to tesco for doughnut flavoured toothpaste... (Waits hopefully just in case )

I got a diabetes voucher too!!

We also got a wine voucher but I'm pregnant and DH doesn't normally drink much so we've bought booze once in the past 3/4 months (for someone else).

My name is considered an old ladies name in the UK, it's spelled slightly differently to the English version but most people ignore the different spelling anyway. Almost all the spam mail I get is targeted at older people, chair lifts, European river cruise holidays, Saga-stuff, hearing aids....sigh

Newspapers, chicken kiev, cheese, milk, refuse bags and cut flowers here.

Nothing exciting in mine . Vouchers for nappies, infused oil, choc spread and cous cous. All stuff we actually buy.

That is funny, OP. I'd take them up in the offer though. I am pre-diabetic

And I'm 31 and fit.

Tesco have a charity partnership with Diabetes UK at the moment, that's why you've got the vouchers. I wouldn't take it personally. (however there are apparently nearly a million people in the UK who have diabetes and don't know it, that's the other reason they're doing this)

My vouchers also included the diabetes check (I wonder if its people over a certain age?) and a voucher for a FREE 6 pack of crisps.

Mmm Krispy Creme toothpaste, better than my cinnamon flavoured retch-fest.

Viagra, hormone treatments and extensions to my gentleman's equipment.

Security and antivirus stuff - invariably bogus - for Windoze PCs. I avoid Windoze like the plague.

Unnecessary building and construction work.

Conferences.

Baby food and milk (DS2 is 6).

I got the wine and the diabetes check too.

Not sure how targeted it is given I've only bought about 3 bottles of wine in the last 12 months and none of those have been in Tesco.

What is this Krispy Kreme toothpaste? Can't find it anywhere online