To be amused and slightly offended by this bit of "targeted marketing" from tesco? (Lighthearted)

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Just received an envelope announcing vouchers selected just for me which included vouchers for wine, chocolate fingers and a free type 2 diabetes check! At least there was one for bagged salad as well!

(I am 32, fit and healthy and a normal BMI)

What's the most bizarre bit if junk mail you have received recently?!

I think it was Krispy Kreme and then toothpaste...but I looked for it too, lol

Coupons for joining (the US equivalent of) SAGA.

I was 31.

Whole pineapple, granola, bagged apples, milk and salad.

I got the type 2 diabetes check one too.

Although I did get a free pack of bacon, 20p off a pastry from the bakery, money off Jaffa cakes and something off Dr Pepper.

They might not be wrong in my case.

A fantastic one from Tesco for parents life insurance. it's valid for just the first year of your child's life. Dd turns one next week. I think I'll pass.

I didn't get wine or diabetes checks. Fishfingers and Branston for me.

Quite grumpy at no cheap wine.

Seems odd to offer you chocolate alongside the diabetes test. But not offensive.

I got nothing :( I want wine vouchers!

I did once, however, receive a "sorry we missed you" card and traipsed allllllll the way to the post office for it. Half an hour's walk later, I picked up...a free trial pack of Huggies nappies. My daughter was 5 years old.

What! I got the diabetes check but no wine of chocolate. Clearly they have never met me.

Haha tabula at least I wasn't the only one

Yup, I got the diabetes check too. I'm mid 30s so maybe they're targeting us 'oldies'

I also got FREE BACON!!!! Whoop

I thought it was extremely funny that last week the day my period started I got personalised Tesco vouchers for tampax and cava!! And then I got very paranoid - just how well do they know me?!

My Tesco vouchers are automatically converted to another reward scheme these days, but I used to get stuff that matched my shopping habits.

I did notice a faintly annoying placement a few weeks ago - a strip of Nurofen Period painkiller things on the cleaning product aisle. However, the week after they had been put next to the beer, and my annoyance dissipated.